my last shift as closing manager of 3 yrs and tonight i will get the banana shop i have always dreamed of...Just Bananas! ™(i.redd.it)
submitted by borshctbeet
Lamar-JacksonSzn47 points3y ago
I miss that kind of case 😌
You leaving the company?
Also are those TV menus?
borshctbeet [OP]29 points3y ago
yes i got a job with usps!
Zeldaluvr20076 points3y ago
How is the hiring process for them? I’m looking to get out of retail. Do they pay well?
borshctbeet [OP]16 points3y ago
kinda long and tedious.. it took months for me. there’s a drug test and a postal exam that is kinda difficult but it’s worth it if you can get through it! about 18/hr! can’t wait
Zeldaluvr20075 points3y ago
Sorry for the questions lol what does the postal exam entail? Are there any job requirements for the post office?
brunette4271 points3y ago
I'm sorry lol.
ironfistpenguin35 points3y ago
Computerized menu boards?????? I’d kill for those at my store, all I ever get is complaints about the dim lighting on the menu.
Also congrats and good luck to you 🎉
borshctbeet [OP]6 points3y ago
thank!!
c_azzimiei14 points3y ago
I have never loved anything as much as I love this.
Yobyz13 points3y ago
This shit is bananas, B A N A N A S!
AIOfreak11 points3y ago
My Starbucks is always out of bananas
borshctbeet [OP]44 points3y ago
it’s easily the most important thing on our menu here at Just Bananas.
coolcat41110 points3y ago
This is so good
OriginalJokeGoesHere8 points3y ago
There's always money in the banana stand...
Nickypoouh8 points3y ago
Are those digital menu boards??
borshctbeet [OP]42 points3y ago
yep.. when they are updated they will slow cycle thru high def pics of bananas
Daguirre18 points3y ago
I can’t stop laughing omg this is genius
getyoassinbackthere6 points3y ago
I love it
AndrewtheRey5 points3y ago
Congratulations on the new offer from a 286 partner! I am looking to get my CDL and driving semis for USPS is something I’ve looked at. But as for now, I’m with the siren
remmboi5 points3y ago
Godspeed my friend.
nerd_entangled4 points3y ago
*Donkey Kong noises*
QueenSuper3 points3y ago
There’s money in that banana stand....
crzyshiba3 points3y ago
Hahah better than having someone spread mocha all over the place so that openers gotta clean it up
wwwhoneycom3 points3y ago
we would probably be reprimanded if we did that at my store. 🚨
borshctbeet [OP]23 points3y ago
ah yes but that is the beauty of last day shenanigans: can’t reprimand someone who does not work for you anymore! that and it was far worse than what you see here. there are bananas absolutely everywhere! in the lockers on shelves in boxes in blenders and desks... etc. they will be finding bananas for a long long time
Beverice23 points3y ago
I’m disappointed you didn’t tape bananas to the TV monitors in front of the product being displayed
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