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I swear to god if someone ever asks me to *crush their berries* I will lose my shit (i.redd.it)

submitted by straightfacegrace

Chronos1225 38 points 3y ago

Does it look like I work at Jamba Juice?

straightfacegrace [OP] 34 points 3y ago

I want to cry every time I read a new Starbucks ‘secret menu’ drink

spark908 7 points 3y ago

Can we please just, take down that idiocy? Like what the hell lol its past ridiculous at this
Point

straightfacegrace [OP] 4 points 3y ago

Well it’s not even an official menu. The customers make it and we have no idea what the fuck it is.

spark908 1 points 3y ago

Yeah it's so stupid gosh.

nobullshitplz 23 points 3y ago

Pretty sure we’re not allowed to touch the berries. I’d probably do it if it was my own drink but the customers should just ask for the berries on the side

Skeleknight 5 points 3y ago

Exactly I would say. We have a policy not to touch food with hands. This includes foodsssssss gotdammit! Partners needs to enforce that policy, or otherwise itll be alot harder on all of us to avoid because partners are spoiling customers. It's a problem! A pRobLeM alright?!

Simplyroro 21 points 3y ago

This is the moment you say NO .... I'm sorry I do not have a way to CRUSH YOUR BERRIES ....

USplendid 15 points 3y ago

The only correct answer to this is no. Followed by politely offering the inclusions on the side. As well as, charging them for extra inclusions. If they request more than the standard amount.

ALoafOfBagels 9 points 3y ago

What's the name of this monstrocity?

Just want to know so if someone orders I can quickly respond with "no."

straightfacegrace [OP] 10 points 3y ago

It’s the new Harley Quinn frap

avbzz 9 points 3y ago

Please don’t.

beccaboo2u 6 points 3y ago

How would we crush the berries? I was told only liquid could go in the blender , so not that way..... I'm not gonna go get a hammer... I'm not gonna use my hands.... How is this done exactly?

straightfacegrace [OP] 5 points 3y ago

I don’t have any idea on how the fuck we’d crush the berries

SkullJooce 5 points 3y ago

Oh bitch hell no

Lunatics_Apprentice 4 points 3y ago

Also, nobody wants to eat dry matcha powder.

straightfacegrace [OP] 2 points 3y ago

Yeah that makes me 🤮

Victorvonbass 3 points 3y ago

The only conceivable way i could think of to crush berries would be to put them in a pastry bag and crush them against the counter but even then it would take a long time and idk how i feel about doing that tbh.

MAYBE if they throw 2$ in the tip jar. But idk. Glad my store doesnt get a lot of secret menu stuff.

gaayrat 3 points 3y ago

$2?? They better throw in $10 if I'm doing all that

straightfacegrace [OP] 3 points 3y ago

Yeah luckily we don’t either but I used to work at a Safeway one that had kids come in who wanted secret menu stuff

pebbels235 2 points 3y ago

I had to make this drink yesterday during peak but luckily the lady was really nice when I told her I can’t crush the dragon fruit so she just got whole dragonfruit on it with no whip!

straightfacegrace [OP] 1 points 3y ago

Interesting lol

RegularFrappuccino 2 points 3y ago

We have no food safe way to do it

MonstrousGiggling 2 points 3y ago

They taste like grass...the dragon fruit berries lol

jofzarn2112 2 points 3y ago

I'll just end up doing it with pure hatred

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