spit in drink

I'd remove the pump from the mocha container, then swing the open container around my head until as much surface as possible was covered in chocolate. I would then calmly put my keys in the safe and walk out.

take a leave of absence, use all my sick hours, and never come back

Call the next Karen who comes in a fat piece of sh it after she rants about her drink being made wrong despite me making it exactly how she explained it

Treat rude customers the way they treat me

Freak out on a rude customer

Keep dropping things and breaking things

I almost called a rude woman a fatass today because she whined about her “keto” drink not having enough heavy cream in it when she ordered “extra extra”. So I guess that :)

Apparently don’t let your manager walk over you is one. Also not telling your manager good morning when they walk in is on that list