If it's pike it'll even make you bald

That is my go to " surprise me" drink. That or a venti iced water lolol.

So we have a meet your baristas board in my store, and everyone who knows me knows all I drink is plain black blonde roast, sometimes I spice it up by adding a couple shots of blonde espresso. Every now and again we will get a customer that asks for my drink.... The baristas always just laugh to themselves when they stare at me in horror after their first sip like I've betrayed them.

Not a barista, but I can say a Venti Pike is the way to go.