“It’s healthier,” yeah those pumps of sugar are super healthy...

The amount of calories people are willing to drink, (that nonfat milk in that Venti 12 pump white mocha frapp really made it more “healthy”)


The amount of money people are willing to spend on a protein box consisting of eggs and cheese ( I can make the same thing at my own house for like .35 cents)

People actuallly eat starbucks food, ALOT

The display case is real food, do the math, starbucks loses millions every year on the display case alone.

* That caffeine addiction is a real thing
* That sugar and carb addiction is a real thing
* That frappuccinos/clouds are such a pain to make

Honestly, how many regulars are getting venti caramel macchiatos/mochas/frapps on a daily basis. Not just the money they spend every day, but the amount of sugar they're consuming first thing in the morning. We have a regular that gets a venti caramel ribbon crunch and a breakfast sandwich each morning, which comes out to something like ~1200 calories and 90-100g of sugar! I just... every single morning?!

That my drink was literally 5% caffeine, 20% syrup, and 75% milk. I mean, I knew what went into lattes, but making it actually made me see that I was spending $6 for a cup of sugar milk. Now I just slam shots.

The huge amount of wasted food and coffee in the name of freshness.

Bending over backwards for nasty, awful, lying customers and subsidizing it by overcharging the rest.

I also didn’t know some crazies be out here ordering a whole meal at Starbucks like it’s nothing(let’s just be honest McDonald’s has better breakfast sandwiches)
Also I used to think customers got the food from the case... I still feel super dumb.

- All the food is frozen.
- The cookies will catch fire.
- How irritating it is when they ask for a "frappe"