We are the carriers of the plauge. Every customer interaction. Every drink touched and handed off. Everytime you breath near a beverage we are spreading this. I am now 100% convinced Starbucks is being used by the Illuminati for us to spread the disease to as many people as possible. So now I go into work prideful. Prideful that I can graciously serve our Reptilian Overlords by spreading this disease to as many people as possible every day I come into work. I am 100% sure everyone who has worked at a store in the past few days has it. You may be asymptomatic but you have it.

So I'm gonna do my part and go into work EVERYDAY I am scheduled. Hell I'm even picking up other shifts. The only way we can make this moment right is by infecting EVERY SINGLE CUSTOMER just like corporate wants. I mean why else would we be open through all this unless we were supposed to spread this.

I'll wash my hands, I'll clean the cafe, but I can't stop breathing. I tried holding my breath through peak and only made it 45 seconds so. I guess that's that. I really hope I dont accidentally kill any of my regulars but if so it's the way of the siren.