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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2020 - 03 - 21 - ID#fmqbev
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saw this on fb, i blacked out their name just in case but i was cracking tf up (i.redd.it)
submitted by grxcelynm
Meme_Ursula 47 points 3y ago
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_retail_bitch_ 35 points 3y ago
Had a lady today doin this type shit and I was so mad. Me and the other girl working were so not having her shit. She even said she tried to make the drink at home after complaining that it “wasn’t right” even though there was nothing wrong with the drinks
ladyelenawf 8 points 3y ago
...wait, what?
_retail_bitch_ 14 points 3y ago
She got two of the salted honey cold brews with no ice (my store doesn’t have nitro brew but I think that’s what she’s used to or something) and then she complained about the cold foam. It wasn’t thick enough, didn’t taste right..... I don’t think she’d ever even had that drink but I’ve seen her get a salted cream cold foam cold brew before so I think she was expecting that
ladyelenawf 20 points 3y ago
Yeah, unless you spend the time to get cold done right it's going to be "off" anyway. I bet she just made coffee and stuck it on the fridge.

Sidebar : I've become quite good at the sweet cream and sweet cream foam. My first attempt led me to discover industrial strength whipped cream. 🤦‍♀️ I didn't realize y'all use a mix of milk & heavy cream. So I just threw syrup & heavy cream in my kitchenaid and spun that bitch up. Since y'all walk off, so did I.

I came back to solid whipped cream. Thought nothing of it, scooped it out and tried to enjoy my coffee. IT. WOULD. NOT. MELT. Not even in hot coffee. 30 minutes later I gave up and just ate it with a spoon. This is why I leave my favorite drink to y'all.

...Well, except for right now. I'm keeping my ass at home because y'all don't deserve the stress.
_retail_bitch_ 19 points 3y ago
Bless you for staying home, seriously, a lot of our customers are leaving their homes just for Starbucks, which is really not okay. But yeah in the salted honey cold brew, the cold foam is actually made with nonfat milk, not sweet cream, which is why it’s a nasty drink. She was so unnecessarily rude to us and I was NOT having it
Ziaheart 1 points 3y ago
I heard that the blender they use also contributes in the right consistency of the foam.
axelrth 24 points 3y ago
Had this encounter
Customer: I want a caramel cloud macchiato
Me: okay did you want it hot or iced?
C: it’s a cloud macchiato?? It only comes iced

Oh sorry I forgot you were the barista???
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0hPerfect 20 points 3y ago
I’m dying!!! Seriously LOL 😂
scaredofthatsis 6 points 3y ago
LMAOOOOOO IM CRYING
ladyelenawf 1 points 3y ago
Edit : sorry phone betrayed me and replied to wrong comment. 🤦‍♀️
scaredofthatsis 2 points 3y ago
LMAOOO i was gonna say, wtf is so confusing 😂😂
ladyelenawf 2 points 3y ago
I want even paying attention, either. I hit post & realized something went wrong. Sorry for the bother.
scaredofthatsis 3 points 3y ago
no problem babe ❤️💜
craftyAnne6 1 points 2y ago
“Oh, so do you want to hop in the back, clock in, and put on this apron, ‘cause you’re acting like you know a lot about this job?”
sillypuddydirtymuddy 1 points 3y ago
Lmfao
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