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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2020 - 03 - 25 - ID#for869
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Have you ever spent hours obsessing over the perfect comeback to something a customer said? What was the sitch and what perfect quip did you come up with? (self.starbucksbaristas)
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amazing_redhead 13 points 3y ago
I didn't say it to them, but before our store closed I had a lady asking what we were doing to protect them from catching the corona virus. You know the type, the ones who get a frap at 7 in the god damn morning. She was obviously super rude and bitched us out for not wearing gloves in bar, but anyway, the comeback I soooooo wanted to use was , "I personally test taste every drink to ensure they meet Starbucks standards and I can guarantee your drink is just perfect!"
lilBalzac 2 points 3y ago
Went about as well as this...
https://youtu.be/0KmTTy_MM5w
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