SPINACH FETI WAP
And when you’re out and someone asks for one you say there’s no feti waps on any block

Cheese Danish= cheesy d

Smoked Butt

Every kitchen/cafe I've ever worked in, I call it Susan Saran-wrap

Mocha= moki (moh-key)
Carmel Macchiato = mock
Any egg bites = eggy bois
Kevin Johnson = Suck My Ass Kev

Sausage in a sweater for a sausage cheddar breakfast sandwich

Frap roast is frap juice and the base is the frap sauce.

The Hobart is ol’ hobie and croissants are croisn’ts

Sausage cheddar = saucy ched!!! I’ll even sometimes repeat it back to customers like that

You already know you got those birth pops.

I didn't even realise I did this until now... cheese Danish is cheesy boi or Danny

At my store we call Mango Dragonfruit either Magnet Dragnet or Mango Drango

“eggy boys”, “caramel sluggy slugs”, and my personal favorite, dragonfruit inclusions are “little baby dragons”.

my coworkers like to call banana nut bread just "butt bread" lol

I work at a licensed store and a chai latte rings up as CHA LATE so that’s what I call it. Caramel drizzle is pronounced kermal derrzle.

Someone once put a Half & Half sticker three times on one carafe and so we always call it, “Half and half and half and half and half and half.”

Croissant- cross-sAINT or croy-sant

I constantly call the banana bread just “BANAN” and it’s always said in some weird voice. Egg bites are eggies, naturally.

Eggies (sous vides)
Curtis ( actually what the container is called)

Banana nutty, tomato motzy, cinnamon douchey, caramel machado. We almost exclusively call strawberry açaí any combination of mispronunciations of the words. Back in the day the oven used to say “core ds bacon” or something for the double smoked bacon so I refer to it as “coeur de bacon” (heart of bacon is a much funnier name!)

Banana buttnut bread