Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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“Can I have two SATIVA’S in that?” (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by ReEliseYT
So a customer in drive through asked if they could have 2 SATIVA’S in their coffee. Without missing a beat I responded “I’d love to but unfortunately that’s still illegal in this state” The customer laughed and asked for stevia.
I then had to explain to our GM that Sativa, generally speaking, is a family of marijuana known for their stimulant effects as opposed to Indica’s that have a more relaxing depressant effect. Yay explaining drugs to your employer😊
I then had to explain to our GM that Sativa, generally speaking, is a family of marijuana known for their stimulant effects as opposed to Indica’s that have a more relaxing depressant effect. Yay explaining drugs to your employer😊
lilBalzac 87 points 3y ago
“Can I order that ‘speedball’ drink?”
Herry_Up 23 points 3y ago
How many sugar in the raw’s would you like for that?
Kyenne_Pepper123 9 points 3y ago
What the hell is that ?😂
lilBalzac 19 points 3y ago
It is an incorrect way of ordering the medicine ball which is also incorrect for a citrus defender, which we already hate making even when they don’t say it wrong.
Kyenne_Pepper123 29 points 3y ago
I thought the “Medicine ball” was the honey citrus mint. The citrus defender has been discontinued
lilBalzac 9 points 3y ago
You are correct... I been away for so long the POS seems like a distant memory... any way you order it, or whichever version, I know someone will drip honey somewhere and someone will catch their cold (hope it’s just a cold).
BaristaBabeSC 1 points 3y ago
“Honey Citrus Mint Tea” correct name.
HipsterWhistle 5 points 3y ago
I’ve literally had people say ‘can I get that drink... you know with the medicine?’
Megaladon526 5 points 3y ago
“I’ll take a trenta dragon fly spritzer”
HipsterWhistle 3 points 3y ago
I’ve literally had people say ‘can I get that drink... you know with the medicine?’
lilBalzac 32 points 3y ago
“I think you want the Taco Bell drive thru across the parking lot. Ask for the $40 veggie special, no beans, and they’ll give you what you want.”
Herry_Up 6 points 3y ago
Wow lol
immickle 1 points 3y ago
hahahah
gollywhiz 15 points 3y ago
love that 😂
someone asked for the same thing in an iced white tea (after they destroyed it with cd pumps) and tried correcting me when i said stevia
someone asked for the same thing in an iced white tea (after they destroyed it with cd pumps) and tried correcting me when i said stevia
MonstrousGiggling 9 points 3y ago
Ugh I go back the 4th and I've been playing mad video games and all I can read CD is as Cool Down. Ugh.
rollerbladeshoes 8 points 3y ago
One time in the Starbucks drive thru my sister ordered a tai chi latte . The barista was like, do you mean chai tea? And my sister was like, yeah, but I want mine with a little kick in it! And I was so impressed with her wit that day.
nyliag 4 points 3y ago
Someone posted in r/stoner 'just took two hits off that good stevia' and I D I E D
spookyplay 1 points 3y ago
🤣🤣😆😂😂 I'm ded now.
vala- 3 points 3y ago
When I tell you I had someone order liquid cocaine at my drive thru.. I jumped on the speaker because it was a newer and more awkward partner on DTO and I couldnt handle it 😂😭😭
Stellar-naut 3 points 3y ago
"Yah, give me one of those strawberry aYCAiya refreshers."
CWM447 10 points 3y ago
We get a lot of customers that say “refreshner”
Stellar-naut 2 points 3y ago
Dude that happens so much, I am totally unaware of it 😂😂
monikitiki98 6 points 3y ago
Don't forget that caramel muhchahtoh
Edit: There's a lady that comes to my store when pumpkin spice is released and has this order: "Hi. Can I get a PSL?" 🤦🏿♀️ lol just say pumpkin spice latte
Edit: There's a lady that comes to my store when pumpkin spice is released and has this order: "Hi. Can I get a PSL?" 🤦🏿♀️ lol just say pumpkin spice latte
Stellar-naut 2 points 3y ago
Or when people take 2 minutes to figure out how to put "salted cream cold foam cold brew" into a sentence
"Yall have that salted foam cold cream brew??"
"Yall have that salted foam cold cream brew??"
monikitiki98 3 points 3y ago
Lol at that point I just intervene while they're saying it.
littleedge 2 points 3y ago
I’m trying to imagine pronouncing açaí like how you spell it but can’t.
Stellar-naut 1 points 3y ago
Well, either that way or, "ayasi", "akay", etc!! I'm sure you heard it all too 😂
sannstorm 3 points 3y ago
I was at Target with my younger sister looking for stevia packets and she yells “do they even HAVE sativa here?” hehe
GoldTurds- 1 points 3y ago
In states it is illegal, starbucks IS NOT AFRAID to FIRE you for being affiliated with a class 1 narcotic. Anywhere its legal, you're fine.
vonkrueger 7 points 3y ago
...they fire you for knowing things? 🤔
GoldTurds- 0 points 3y ago
Theyre protecting a 6 billion dollar company image. Yes, they will (in the states atleast)
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