I think Tai-Chi Latte is still one of my favorites. Classic.

Or people looking at 'Bacon & Gruyere' eggbites and not knowing what to say. Or just saying Bacon Gouda Eggbites.

I giggle everytime someone in the drive thru says “Trenti” or when my fellow Latino customers order the Grande Frappushino, but they mean the venti

I had someone ask for a “birthday party cake pop”. I was super delirious at the time and I laughed so hard into the headset. The woman laughed too and was like “I’m so sorry I took my kid to a birthday party today and now I’m exhausted.”

“do you guys have any punanis”

"megan dragofruit" is one of our favourites at my store

my coworker once ordered a "grande blondie" instead of a blonde americano in another drive thru LOL it was our first day back mid-quarantine, we were a bit rusty

Spinach "FETAL" wrap
I'm like yes the FETA wrap and they're like yes the FETAL one lol
I facepalm everytime

Incorrectly marked cup by ASM ca. 2006. Iced venti cup that read "Lice" in the custom box. Horrified, I asked for clarification. "That's light ice."

Sure, Jan.

Edit: I just remembered another gem. An older woman walks in and said to me, "I'd like a tall hot Colombian". I responded, "so would I."

Someone ordered a strawberry assy drink months ago and I still can't stop laughing about it.

A lady the other day ordered an "iced CARBON macholatto" and I had to turn off my headset and lose my shit

A few days ago a guy came through tryna act all smooth:

Thank you for choosing Starbucks, what can I get started for you- “Gimme a hammock.”

Now, I know I didn’t hear that right, so I take a second. I’m sorry, could you repeat that for me?

“I need a cam mock.”

... I’m sorry, sir, I’m having trouble hearing you over the headset, could I get that one more time?

“Come on, a cammack! A cam mock, a caramel makeeto! I thought you guys were supposed to know this stuff!”

Took a minute to not want to reach through the box and smack him in the moment, but it was definitely a good laugh later on for sure.

I’ve said this before on a post like this and I’ll say it again but mainly because this is how my dad said it when I was growing up. My ultimate favorite is the “venTAY”

Caramel Mariachi, Strawberry Ikea

“Vintage” is my favorite variation of venti

My favorites are the different pronunciations of “açaí” we get “a-sigh” or “a-kai” or “a-kay” a lot haha

I had a lady order a Trenti Mango Dragonfly just this morning.

Also I couldn’t stop saying Maggin Daggin Fruit when that drink was first released.

carmel "mok-er-ee-ta"

I used to have a regular who always ordered a green tea crapuccino!

We have a regular who will order a “granda” and actually mean a trenta. They never learn ;-;

Ever since the pineapple matcha came out, there has been at least 10 people ask me if they can order a "pineapple mocha" drink 😬😬

Drago Mangonfruit gets me every time!!

These are all gems!

We have a lady who comes daily to get her ventay bravo vanilla latte. I keep giggling.

Someone ordered a caramel mariachi one time
and we all lost it for a good five minutes

I’d like a grand blondie latte please

We always call the matcha Frappuccino a “Matchaccino”