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Full History - 2020 - 05 - 29 - ID#gsygbn

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On today’s episode of what the fuck: this monstrosity (i.redd.it)

submitted by devilsadvokate7

TheYesExpress 82 points 3y ago

Let me tell you, with all of the options the Starbucks app gives people, they get *really* frikken creative.

I received a mobile order yesterday of a Trenta Pink Drink with Pineapple Ginger Syrup, extra Caramel Drizzle and 9 scoops of Strawberry Pieces.

When she came to pick up her order we informed her that we were out of strawberry pieces and if she wanted us to make the drink without it, or get a refund on her drinks. She chose for us to make the drink without strawberry pieces, so we did.
She calls our store later that evening to explain that her drink didn’t have strawberry pieces and that she wanted to come by at a later time for the drink she ordered..

nobullshitplz 24 points 3y ago

What a scammer

JonFawkes3 10 points 3y ago

Okay this is just hilarious.

jackblue2009 2 points 3y ago

This is freakin ridiculous! I hope u didn’t give her a second drink nor a refund.

okeekee 47 points 3y ago

I kinda wanna try it now...like I’m morbidly curious

SkaagiThor 16 points 3y ago

It’s horrifying. I made the mistake of trying it with nitro once at work

KelseyDove 3 points 3y ago

I’ve tried the pineapple match green tea as a hot drink...and it’s not that great. I can imagine with white mocha...

Brucius704 25 points 3y ago

Omg today I had:

Grande latte
Sltd honey cf
Van sc cf
Cold foam
Caramel drizzle
Mocha drizzle

😓😓😓

mphillipsphotography 5 points 3y ago

So did you just make the salted honey cf with sweet cream instead? Curious about this

entropylizard2 3 points 3y ago

Is that not what it's made with?

lavanadium 8 points 3y ago

shcf is made with nonfat

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mphillipsphotography 3 points 3y ago

It’s standard to make it with nonfat milk. It’s probably better with sweet cream but I haven’t tried it. I personally hate the salted honey cf so I haven’t tried it since I made the drink before it launched.

cfuqua 1 points 3y ago

oh lord no, it's completely sugar-free (not counting the natural sugar within honey), please don't serve it with vsc. nonfat.

TylerTheBox 0 points 3y ago

Ummmmm, you know nonfat still has naturally occurring lactose (sugar)?

VectoredClarinet 16 points 3y ago

Did it curdle? I heard the pineapple matcha drink is made with coconut milk because citrus causes milk to curdle.

surg3v1 12 points 3y ago

I’ve tried making the lemon bar Frappuccino that’s in the recipe cards. Can confirm that whole milk at least will curdle if you let it sit for even a short time when mixed with the lemonade even after blending it.

TheOnesLeftBehind 2 points 3y ago

I haven’t heard of this. How do you make it so I can try it out? My store is DEAD, so I’ve been looking for my next favorite drink to play around with.

surg3v1 2 points 3y ago

I’ll comment with recipe when I go into work tomorrow so I get you the exacts.

surg3v1 1 points 3y ago

/u/TheOnesLeftBehind https://imgur.com/kznzYDq Here you go.

TheOnesLeftBehind 1 points 3y ago

Thank you!

my_name_is_in_use123 2 points 3y ago

Did you try making it with a lemon loaf?

spacehippies 2 points 3y ago

Most nondairy milks curdle with lemon juice or vinegar, too. It’s a good substitute for buttermilk in vegan baking! Soy, almond, and coconut will all thicken, though in my experience it doesn’t work with oat milk.

lobotomydreams 1 points 3y ago

heh ill try it at work today and let you know 😂

Airadelle 14 points 3y ago

Oh Mo....what is you doin

rightmrow 6 points 3y ago

With coconut milk, I imagine it’d taste like Thai food.

cush4 6 points 3y ago

Oh how disgusting

for_real_analysis 5 points 3y ago

I mean I know pineapple is supposed to make cum taste better but ffs

SatanicCat666 1 points 3y ago

Fucking dead

JoyousDivide 5 points 3y ago

It smelled worse than the dawn trash cans honestly

convulsivedaisy 5 points 3y ago

I can almost see this working without the coffee in it

devilsadvokate7 [OP] 13 points 3y ago

With the shots in it, it smelled... very bad

convulsivedaisy 4 points 3y ago

I bet but white mocha alone is a pretty like basic flavor and I could see maybe a white mocha steamer with the syrup. Personally I don’t like sugary things though

otterpopemo 1 points 3y ago

I’d do half as much white mocha, sub blonde shots and coconut milk. No whip.

captainofkitten 5 points 3y ago

We have a regular named Mo too

JCaligirl420 4 points 3y ago

🤢 it will probably be as good as the peach latte we made with the peach juice lol

sawawastar 3 points 3y ago

I want to believe this was an accident.

ItsMamaB 1 points 3y ago

🤢🤮

OneHaZey_Eyed 1 points 3y ago

You WHAT

Peebles46 1 points 3y ago

Oh honey, no.

Michigoose99 1 points 3y ago

Nope. This is not allowed

Punk_panda01 1 points 3y ago

cursed

kykai4 0 points 3y ago

Had to downvote, cuz that sounds disgusting.

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