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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2020 - 05 - 31 - ID#gtvixs
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Masks: The Good, The Bad, and The (Not) Ugly People Behind them (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by FutureKnightMaybe
Pros:

- Don’t have to shave/ apply makeup on bottom half of our face

- Won’t be judged for chapped or crusty lips

- Lungs gaining endurance in case we are in low oxygen environments

- Can’t drink leftovers of orders through the mask, so we will lose weight by omitting all that sugar

- Don’t have to look at snotty noses and pores

Cons

- Uncomfortable for first 15 minutes, until your lungs believe you are going scuba diving

- Need to be readjusted a lot

- Have to repeat yourself loudly

- Trap your bad breath

- Don’t always match outfits

Both

- Customers can’t tell if you are smiling or not

- No one hears you talking under your breath about how you hate Frappuccinos

Let’s hear what you think!
kediquinn 13 points 3y ago
Con
Some people take off their mask to repeat what they said cause it was hard to hear
ReneeZeLe 9 points 3y ago
Pro: people can't tell if you are actually smiling, so you can squint your eyes judgingly at them.
verytiredbarista 7 points 3y ago
Pro: no one knows if there’s something in your teeth
lizeken 3 points 3y ago
Both: people can’t see the acne the mask is giving you
Castiels_Bees 3 points 3y ago
Pro: you can mouth swears and no one will know
[deleted] 2 points 3y ago
pop an altoid in yo. they can't tell with the mask and helps with one of the cons at least.
SeniorSalary 1 points 3y ago
Don't forget that if you wear glasses, they got all fogged up because your breath mostly gets redirected to your eyes.
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