Screw the customer that shows up without a mask even though there are multiple signs at the drive through.

Screw the customer that just sat in the drive thru line for 10 minutes and THEN reloads their card at the window just causing even more delays.

Screw the customer that waits until you scan and cash them out to say they’re using their stars.

screw the customer who watches me make their drink and asks "are you sure that's right" or "I didn't see you add\_\_\_\_\_\_."

Screw the customer who comes to the store after closing time, sees the closed sign, sees you walking without apron, sees you spraying chemicals all over the place, and then decides it is a good idea to start banging on the door whilst glaring you down with something I can only describe as a 'I'm-Karen-and-my-mum-should-have-swallowed death ray.'

Screw the people who roll up to the drive through box and scream “HELLLLLLOOO!!! ARE YOU OPEN” 3 seconds after they get there

Screw the customer who can't bother to read cups to find their drink. Bonus if they don't know what name it's under and expect us to know. Extra bonus if they hold up the only drink with their name on it and still don't know if it's theirs

Screw the customer that accuses you of racially profiling them bc you won’t take their trash through the window.

Screw the customer who ignores your cheerful "Good Morning! How are you?", tosses their card on the counter, mumbles their incomplete order in your general direction, then carries on a conversation with a friend and gets irritated when you have to interrupt to ask questions about their order.

Screw the customer who degrades my fellow partners, who glares down their nose as they scream “I ordered a grande, that’s your biggest size; you made it wrong”.

Screw the customer who says they wanted their drink iced even though I repeated it to them twice then proceeds to stand at my counter, screaming and insulting us as he holds his “messed up” drink and his “corrected” free drink in each hand.

Screw the customer who thinks they know more than my partners, the costumer who tries to talk politics with me, who complains about the masks we have to wear.

SCREW the customers who try to come into my franchise Starbucks and say we do random shit at the corporate starbucks (that is my primary job) then get mad when I call them out on it. You didn’t get X free. You didn’t get X discount. They didn’t tell you we had X because THAT STORE HAS BEEN CLOSED FOR LIKE TWO MONTHS.

Edited to fix some spelling, I started to get angry and angry me has terrible grammar.

Screw the costumer who can’t be specific with their order then gets upset that it’s “different every time”

Would you go to McDonald’s and just tell the cashier “hamburger”? No, so don’t order a cold brew with cold foam and get mad when we ask which one you want.

Screw the customer who hands me their card/cash and watches me use it to pay for their order, only to say "and i have a gift card to use today" as i return their card/their change, like they didn't just pay.

Screw the customer who saw we have a state curfew yet still gets mad at us when we need to close early.

Screw the people staring at us while on bar.. “You’re making my drink wrong.” Looks at the cup.., “Are you Nancy? This one is for her. Yours is still in the queue.” “Ugh, this Starbucks is much slower than mine.”

Not sure if it’s been posted already.

Screw the customer who demands we order more confetti cups during rush hour that I have to listen to complain on the phone instead of CSing

Also, screw the customer that says “I’m so sorry to be annoying,” and then proceeds to have zero shame in how absurd their fifteen orders are (separate payment of course). Screw the customer that can’t be bothered to learn their partner’s drink and just recites nonsense and tells us to figure it out (and screw the partner that doesn’t come get their own damn coffee). Screw the customer that complains and then when I offer to remake the drink, they say no and drive away. WHY DID YOU COMPLAIN? You’re literally just being mean at that point! Let us fix it for you. FUCK.

Screw the customer that want a drink from Tiktok like what fucking drink and screw the customer that kept making me waste 3 sandwiches cause said name wrong : )

Screw the customer who shows up right before we close, who begs and pleads to get in because they only have “1 drink” and then orders 4 custom Frappuccinos.

screw the customer who comes in with no mask and leans around the plexiglass barriers to order and screw the customer who pulls their mask down to order- do they not know how masks work?

Misorders their drink then calls to complain and comes back for us to remake it. Brings in their old drink for proof that we made it wrong only to find out that in fact we made it correct and they were wrong and they still expect us to pay for their new drink...

An inverse because I find it both sad, indecent, and kinda funny:

Screw my manager who turned away a Franciscan monk because we were closing.

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