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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2020 - 06 - 14 - ID#h8u542
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Cold coffee. (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by prillykai
Two people did the same thing today with their coffee.

One guy asked for extra cream, the other woman wanted the cream in a short cup to add for herself.

They both complained about cold coffee. I had just brewed the coffee not even 5 minutes before they ordered. I had kept up with it all morning.

The guy yelled at my shift (who is deaf and didn't catch what was going on right away, which made the guy more pissed), and the other woman decided to tell me she was calling corporate even though I offered to fix everything for her.

Do people not understand that they are pouring COLD HALF AND HALF into their coffee? Like... it's not going to be as hot when you're adding almost an entire short cup of cream to the coffee...
lessthansymbol-3 178 points 3y ago
My favourite story is when this woman asked for a tall blonde in a venti cup filled to the top with cream. I handed it off and she immediately complained about the coffee being freezing. So I clarified what she wanted - asking if she’d wanted the cream steamed. Nope. She wanted a tall blonde in a venti cup filled to the top with cream. So I remade it. And obviously it was still too cold. She was livid.
I remember breaking it down with her. Tiny bit of hot coffee lots of cold cream. And she was giving me dirty looks this whole time (bc obviously I’m the idiot). I asked what happens when you add cold water to hot water?
“Well it cools down obviously.”
I just started at her waiting for her to come to the realization.
Never seen someone drive off so quick.
snidejenner 62 points 3y ago
Lol she wanted a venti blonde coffee with some extra cream for the price of a tall, it sounds like.
The_9_month_lurker 31 points 3y ago
She wanted a venti milk with a lil coffee essence
Kaywin 11 points 3y ago
I bet she got pissed about being charged for the cream, too. Lol.
bella-ohman 57 points 3y ago
this happened to me like a year ago where a lady wanted like 3 inches of cold heavy cream in her americano but then proceeded to yell at me because it was cold
USplendid 45 points 3y ago
They don’t. People are clueless and when they make silly mistakes they immediately get combative to cover up their own embarrassment.
JesusE1995 39 points 3y ago
When I started working for Starbucks I got a customer where she wanted an hot chocolate but iced. So I asked if she just wanted a cup of chocolate milk, she of course said no, and repeated her order again. Tried one more time to correct her and tell her that will be a cup of chocolate milk. She finally got upset and asked to talk to the shift. Never seen someone so upset over "iced hot chocolate"
snidejenner 16 points 3y ago
Did she want like milk mixed with vanilla and mocha syrup? I used to have a regular do this. They didnt want like "store brand" chocolate milk but rather they wanted a literal cold hot chocolate, made with the same recipe as the hot chocolate, just over ice.
IcePhoenix96 11 points 3y ago
Our chocolate milk recipe card actually calls for vanilla tbf, i can take a picture next time I'm working
snidejenner 5 points 3y ago
Yeah I know. I asked if she what she wanted was milk with vanilla and mocha. I used to work for Sbux.

Unless I'm just misunderstanding your comment.
IcePhoenix96 4 points 3y ago
Honestly, rereading your comment I am now confused myself. All I was trying to clarify is that when a customer orders a chocolate milk it should be coming with vanilla, so they should not need to specify "iced hot chocolate". If thats what you were saying, then yes! You are right it's a rare order at my store but it is ordered for sure
JesusE1995 7 points 3y ago
I feel like a lot of our customers don't know we put vanilla in our hot chocolate, but yes I just used the same recipe as hot chocolate just iced.
baoness 6 points 3y ago
I think she wanted an iced signature chocolate.
Unless I’m outdated.
washAndCut 6 points 3y ago
Honestly, I work there and I'm guilty of having asked for a hot chocolate iced! 😂😂😂
kamiko_k96 2 points 3y ago
Maybe she was wanting it exactly the way it's made hot, but cold? Like with whipped cream and drizzle as well? So mocha, vanilla, whipped cream, drizzle?

This one doesn't seem that bad to me. I've ordered this myself.
SmolCupcake 26 points 3y ago
We have a regular at my store that gets a grande dark roast in a venti cup and no matter what we do, no matter when we brew the coffee it’s always too cold. We have given it to him with steamed half and half to fill the cup just how he likes, too cold. We steamed it to 190, too cold. We steamed the coffee with the cream to 190, too cold. He has yelled at us, left without paying, made mean comments all the time, jokes with certain baristas (the ones he finds attractive, he’s well up there in age and my coworkers are only 19 to mid-20s) but still excepts us to give him the best service he thinks we’re capable of. 😩😩😩
snidejenner 34 points 3y ago
Pro tip, fill the cup with hot water from the brewer first. Let it sit for about 30 seconds, dump the water, then fill his cup with coffee. Might help with the temp. Bc the cup will be hot AF
SmolCupcake 10 points 3y ago
I'll definitely have to remember this
Herry_Up 13 points 3y ago
Next time ask him how long he wants it in the microwave and then call the cops cuz he will probably explode lol
GoldTurds- 11 points 3y ago
Steamed the coffee with cream 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️
flappernapper69 24 points 3y ago
We get this lovely woman who orders her chai tea extra hot at 200 degrees :) oh! And she's thrown her beverage at our baristas before. Her cup can't be too full but it also can't be too empty. Im not sure how she hasn't been banned yet.
lllararara 20 points 3y ago
SHES THROWN a 200 degree drink AT BARISTAS???? what the fuck this bitch on something else
isglitteracolor 8 points 3y ago
I’ve had a hot americano thrown at me because they were mad that I “watered down their drink” right in front of them. Second degree burns to half of my forearm. SM tossed me a packet of burn gel and said to get back on bar because drive times were too high.
lllararara 7 points 3y ago
what the fuck!!!! that is absolutely insane!!!!!!!!!!
isglitteracolor 6 points 3y ago
I was literally crying with burn gel and Saran Wrap around my arm making drinks. Was not a fun day. Worst part was when she threw the drink at me and saw me start crying from pain the customer just asked the barista next to me to remake the drink because clearly I was incapable of doing it.
flappernapper69 3 points 3y ago
Yup. One or two times.
lllararara 13 points 3y ago
at what point does that qualify as literal assault I'm 🤧😪😭😭😭
flappernapper69 3 points 3y ago
Fr tho
guillotinefag 16 points 3y ago
had a woman do this to me once and then come back and ask me if I could *microwave* it for her......
amberererere 9 points 3y ago
omgggg when people bring back a drink because they want it hotter and ur like “okay sure it’ll just be a couple mins while I remake it” and they’re like “no no no you don’t need to remake it!! Just heat it up a bit :)” like excuse me miss do you see a microwave anywhere?? how do you think I’m going to heat it up?? Stick it in the turbo chef??? I get they’re not trying to be difficult but cmon
MurderComplication 7 points 3y ago
Literally had someone bring back a flat white I had made 3 hours ago ask me to put it back through the steaming wand to warm it up...
dancing_durian 11 points 3y ago
Physics is hard! Ok, guys?! 😝
taylorthenavigator 5 points 3y ago
Wanna know what will make it even more worse? It’s a partner that complains.

I was a green bean at the time, but I knew how to brew coffee. It was the first thing I was taught. A partner, that’s leaving at the end of their shift, makes a coffee. With cold cream. She said “someone needs to brew some coffee, this is cold!” I had literally just brewed that coffee.
prillykai [OP] 2 points 3y ago
I would be so pissed.
Critical50 3 points 3y ago
People are just stupid. And it doesnt help we arent really allowed to be straight up with people.
HollowRibcage 3 points 3y ago
Don’t you just love people with a lack of common sense.
captainofkitten 2 points 3y ago
Steamed creamer OTS Seems like the problem solver
pretiburdi 3 points 3y ago
Sometimes you can offer customers the world, solve all their problems easily, but they don't want an easy solution they wanna yell
captainofkitten 3 points 3y ago
Yeah I know, i just got off a 6 hour shift
pretiburdi 1 points 3y ago
RIP, your sanity. Honestly even like a two hour shift could get me sometimes. I had a breakdown on my most recent 4 hour shift and it wasn't even that busy it was just the audacity of customers.
captainofkitten 2 points 3y ago
It was so busy today dude like each car had 7+ drinks it was so stupid I'm so glad it's over lol
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