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I said what I said (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by katia_0828
Protein boxes are just adult lunchables.
beyoutifulme 203 points 3y ago
Me: they treat us like children.
Also me: *sips my apple juice and grilled cheese*
Also me: *sips my apple juice and grilled cheese*
Herry_Up 65 points 3y ago
*PB&J with chocolate raisins and some carrot sticks* lol
Psychedelic_Doughnut 22 points 3y ago
*everyone loved that*
katnip094 3 points 3y ago
Our grilled cheese is delicious
raychelelaina 83 points 3y ago
The most adult thing about them is how much they fuckin cost 🙃
Hoax_Pudding_Cup 58 points 3y ago
Something we've all known, yet never had the balls to say. *proceeds to eat my cheese and fruit box*
nibox72 7 points 3y ago
I eat my cheese and fruit box with a glass of wine. Makes me feel fancy
sadsadbarista 48 points 3y ago
I eat real Lunchables at work though so I can’t be judging.
lovelyanxious 5 points 3y ago
Haha same! I rotate between either bringing a Lunchable to work or some kind of Hot Pocket. Then I use my food mark out to take home for dinner.
thehalima 28 points 3y ago
\*inhales eggs and cheese protein box like a child\*
they-were-roomates 23 points 3y ago
Give me chicken and hummus box or give me death
allyisanoat 3 points 3y ago
i’m in a midwest store i’ve never had that but now i crave it
they-were-roomates 8 points 3y ago
It’s new! I’m pretty sure it came out with the Summer 1 rollout. It’s got carrots, snap peas, a few small pieces of naan bread, surprisingly good and well seasoned grilled chicken, and of course the hummus. It’s a roasted red pepper hummus, oh my god it’s delicious. The snap peas and hummus don’t make a great combo in my opinion but everything else is stellar! If you should ever find yourself in the mid-Atlantic I would definitely recommend trying it!
CuriousPersonGuy 5 points 3y ago
The chicken is straight up thawed garbage. It’s the same as eating the chicken from our paninis, unheated.
pleasesurpriseme 3 points 3y ago
Yeah not sure where the “well seasoned” comes into play. It sits in basically a lil water and has grilled marks for texture. Thassit. I keep a lil jar of smoked salt in my purse and some other spices so I can eat it in a pinch.
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aintdeadyetmf 23 points 3y ago
someone ordered a protein box like that at my store and i died laughing. "can i get one of those lunchable things??!?"
lilBalzac 13 points 3y ago
Well you are just basically an adult kid, so...
Herry_Up 11 points 3y ago
Yeah, I agree. I miss the Thai chicken wrap though. That was my go to when I didn’t know what to eat for lunch
TheOnesLeftBehind 5 points 3y ago
I want the spicy peanut sauce back SO BADLY. That was the best. The new wraps are good, but they just don’t hit the same.
Herry_Up 1 points 3y ago
I want the whole thing back 😭
TheOnesLeftBehind 2 points 3y ago
It just went so well together
sailorgrumpycat 5 points 3y ago
IDC if I'm a man-child, Lunchables are adult lunchables, and putting them in our badass high temp convection ovens is awesome.
mr-potatohead_ 1 points 3y ago
Chicken wrap on RF turkey bacon 🔥🔥🔥
kmoonster 3 points 3y ago
I got in trouble a few times for using that phrase to describe them (cheerily) to customers who asked what the hell a "protein box" was.
When you're soloing the window in a rush the long-ass description necessary to NOT use the term would just hold stuff up, and once the customer understood they would say "Oh, you mean like a lunchable?"
So I gave up and just used the term and talk about what things I liked in which box or whatever. (Again, cheerily/positively, not as a downer).
When you're soloing the window in a rush the long-ass description necessary to NOT use the term would just hold stuff up, and once the customer understood they would say "Oh, you mean like a lunchable?"
So I gave up and just used the term and talk about what things I liked in which box or whatever. (Again, cheerily/positively, not as a downer).
IAmHavox 1 points 3y ago
We got a bad review for being out of lunchables all the time lol we only get maybe 8 every 2 days and 2 paninis so they sell quickly but we don't have the case for them
MemesandSpeech 1 points 3y ago
EXPENSIVE Protein boxes....I'm glad I get them for free at the end of the day.....8 dollars for a 1 SMALL PB&J SANDWICH....BOO BOO, YOU BEST ACCEPT THESE FOOD STAMPS! >.<
BarelyExplained 1 points 3y ago
the grilled chicken hummus box is my go-to every time i’m on my 10. So good! chicken is a little sus, but that hummus is bangerz!
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