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Full History - 2020 - 06 - 23 - ID#heghrt
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apparently an LADP cop “found” a tampon halfway through his frappuccino— twitter calls bullshit, as do Starbucks employees— just thought I should share this in case any other else brings it up! (v.redd.it)
submitted by dangerousdeliights
Captain-crutch 183 points 3y ago
We’re on camera. There would be evidence of this.
Furthermore the crime is illogical. Why commit a crime that is so traceable back to you and has extremely clear evidence? How would someone even do this? Unwrap a tampon in front of all their coworkers and costumers? Would they use a used one and pull it out of their ya know in front of everyone? Would they run to the bathroom in the middle of making a drink?

At the very least they would have convince a crew of 5 other people at least to put their jobs and crime record on the line so that one cop gets a nasty prank.
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Whagarble 138 points 3y ago
Literally the only thing to have ever passed the will it blend challenge then
colonade17 93 points 3y ago
Just thinking about trying to do this is insane. Is the barista going to run to the bathroom to pull out a tampon, and bring it back to put in the frap without any other partners noticing or stopping them? Or do you just pull it out in the middle of the bar and put it in? Or do you have a cup prepped ready for someone? And then there are security camera that would catch it.

There's just no conceivable way for this to actually happen.
malaika07 4 points 3y ago
Well hopefully it be a new unwrapped tampon.
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Remi-Chan -3 points 3y ago
Isnt this satire? Whys it getting downvoted to hell?
pinkshadedgirafe 2 points 3y ago
/shrug

I have no clue why.
lemonjuicepulp 85 points 3y ago
Damn they’re really grabbing at straws now lol
greenduffel 66 points 3y ago
Or really grabbing at tampons with straws😩... /s
Save_my_grades 7 points 3y ago
I laughed way too hard at this
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dangerousdeliights [OP] 48 points 3y ago
the Starbucks in question was at a target, which doesn’t have a drive thru (which makes his case even thinner)
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latent_spring 46 points 3y ago
literally. you think my ass waits til they get to the window to start on your caramel frap? I got shit to do, buddy.
dangerousdeliights [OP] 48 points 3y ago
update: apparently the starbucks in question is in a target, which means that there is no drive thru, so there’s no conceivable way someone could put a tampon in a drink without being noticed by literally anyone, employee or customer

update 2: the officer was in plain clothes (but the LAPD thinks it was a targeted attack bc he was using a police union debit card)

update 3: target reviewed the camera footage with detectives and found “no evidence of foul play” wowie, imagine that!!!!
algo 6 points 3y ago
> update 3: target reviewed the camera footage with detectives and found “no evidence of foul play” wowie, imagine that!!!!

If only the investigative law officer had waited for this evidence before going public..
anonymous7497 44 points 3y ago
just...stop and imagine putting a used tampon in your own drink. imagine coming up with that idea, deciding it’s a good idea, and going through with it. now imagine asking someone for a used tampon to do it with...the fuck lmao
cfuqua 1 points 3y ago
but where does it say the tampon was a used one?
astivana 36 points 3y ago
Jezebel just posted an article in which the writer put a tampon in a Frappuccino to see what it would look like, and. yeah. even if someone COULD manage to sneak a tampon into a frap while making it, that is not what it would look like.
Koalastars009 32 points 3y ago
At my old job I had a customer who said they found a penny in their burger. They bit half of it and jammed it in there. I even pointed out that the top half of the penny was completely clean. I was already in a bad mood working thanksgiving day and told them to leave. I could totally see a teenager trying this as a prank. I don’t get why any grown adult would do this? Total waste of everyone’s time in an already stressful environment. Keep us updated! Can’t wait to see the camera footage!
BunnyKerfluffle 31 points 3y ago
Has anyone been to a tarbux? They have one person there running around like shits on fire. Is the barista gonna stop after seeing the police union credit card, shut down the line, run to the other side of the giant target in diamond bar, pull out her bloody tampon, stick it in her pocket, go back to the bar in full view of the angry, waiting customers in line. Blend the frap, carefully place the bloody tampon while still in view and serve? This is a hoax and deserves SHAME.
ladyelenawf 11 points 3y ago
Not to mention, the payment machine is facing the customer. So the batista, besides having to find a fuck to give, would have to be standing beside the customer to even see what they put in chip reader.
cfuqua 1 points 3y ago
where does it say the tampon is used?
vontrances 25 points 3y ago
Cops are trying very hard to appear like a persecuted group while they go after the working-class people they are supposed to protect.

It's a good thing they're really dumb. I just hope nobody gets fired once this whole thing is said and done.
SkylerSayys 16 points 3y ago
I disagree, I hope the cop gets fired for bs and I hope no batistas get fired once its done and over with.
official_koda_ 23 points 3y ago
So they couldn’t even come up with something more believable huh
borshctbeet 14 points 3y ago
that doesn’t look like any tampon i’ve ever worn. even after hypothetically blending it
nerubians 2 points 3y ago
Someone on twitter was pretty sure it’s the cotton packing from a pharmacy bottle that he must’ve grabbed off the shelf somewhere in the store because yeah, that’s no tampon lmao
MajesticAioli 11 points 3y ago
There was a story a few years back about a customer finding a deep fried rat head in their Popeye's chicken tenders. The scammer posted a pic, it apparently made it through a deep fryer and kept all it's fur and eyeballs in the process; these scam artists are hilariously dumb!
Snuggly_Chopin 11 points 3y ago
I keep seeing a camel biting a big green pole.
dangerousdeliights [OP] 7 points 3y ago
shit, now I can’t unsee it lmao
mx1_jawbreaker 8 points 3y ago
the ONLY way that i could think of getting a tampon into a frapp would be using a newly unwrapped one. putting the plastic applicator down into the drink,. and then "inserting" it into the drink like that. trying to do it outside of the firm applicator . . . i just dont think it'd hold up. unless you literally shoved your fingers/hand into the drink.
astivana 9 points 3y ago
You’d still have to cut off the string tho since I don’t see one on here. (I’m pretty sure it’s not an actual tampon tbh)
ladyelenawf 6 points 3y ago
I mentioned this in another comment. The payment machine is facing the customer. So the batista, besides having to find a fuck to give, would have to be standing beside the customer to even see what they put in chip reader.
malaika07 6 points 3y ago
Tampons have string and would be difficult to blend and would be difficult to sneak in a drink
We all know how customers stare us down. Some days I don't like customers but never enough to destroy a drink. Tampons are needed I'd wouldn't waste one on a customer

Its probably whipped cream.
mamma_burrito 4 points 3y ago
Starbucks designs shirts with BLM on them and they apparently just couldn’t handle it. So fucking ridiculous.
stonergram 3 points 3y ago
First of all what kind of fucking tampon looks like this??? Second, notice how it’s always a cop. No way this is real.
joinjimpickenscult 3 points 3y ago
Lmao how is THIS a tampon? Did they lost their mind while beating the shit out of protestors???
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Merryanne76 2 points 3y ago
Like she would have to care enough to look at his credit card while he is inserting it over the sneeze guard and then have this plan in motion. And then you know it would have to be a tampon in the first place
vietlazed 1 points 3y ago
I call this bs
you have enough time on you working hour attttt Starbucks to get put a tampon .
I'm on bar I only think making drink and get drink out to handoff or drive thru window.
TylerTheBox -28 points 3y ago
People are making it seem like this kinda shit isn’t imaginable. One of our barista’s tried to pay for a cop at Whataburger last week and the employee there literally refused and wouldn’t serve the officer. Manager was told of this; she still works there.
nerubians 25 points 3y ago
That’s definitely the same as food tampering. Anyway, there’s a long storied history of cops lying about fast food places tampering with their food so I’m gonna go with where the actual statistics are—police lie.
TylerTheBox -15 points 3y ago
I didn’t even say it was real rofl, just amazes that people can’t imagine others having a “fuck this random person who may or may not agree with me, so I’ll fuck up their day, lolz” mindset.
SkylerSayys 3 points 3y ago
If you read where everyone is saying they can't imagine it, they give very good reasons at how its not possible to do. But go off, Jill.
4filth 2 points 3y ago
how the fuck is not giving someone free food “fucking up their day”? the entitlement
TylerTheBox 0 points 3y ago
Where do I say to give someone free food? Are you fucking illiterate? I said she refused to serve him, regardless of who payed.
astivana 14 points 3y ago
Refusing to serve someone is not even slightly the same as putting a tampon in a drink. (Which clearly is fake, but in theory. Those are very different.)
TylerTheBox 1 points 3y ago
Not really—it’s a mindset of being a jackass, this story is fake regardless.
drinkliquidclocks -22 points 3y ago
Definitely not real but if it was then GOOD, I would like to give that barista a high 5
submitizenkane 17 points 3y ago
No. You don’t fuck with people’s food. You’re better than that.
drinkliquidclocks -16 points 3y ago
Cops aren't people. No I'm not better than that.
cs_phoenix 14 points 3y ago
Nope, this is a job. You should never encourage people to do something like this.
drinkliquidclocks -6 points 3y ago
Cops have jobs too. Acab.
cs_phoenix 9 points 3y ago
What? We’re food service workers. This incident had to be fake but encouraging this shit against *anyone* goes against Starbucks values and just common sense. When you’re at work you don’t get to express your opinions (maliciously) through your work.
xjxsiex 7 points 3y ago
Acab, yes, but fuck with people in this kind of way? Gross and unprofessional. Doesn't matter your affiliation with anything. You treat them like a human being until otherwise given a reason to not (the individual, not the institution they stand/belong to)
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