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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2020 - 06 - 26 - ID#hgl5i7
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Why do Karen's exist/breed more mini Karens? (self.starbucksbaristas)
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(For reference, I work at a Starbucks in a grocery store and there's a free standing legit next door)
3 teenage Karens walked up at 8:15, I'm cleaning the hopper and bagging up trash and they start YELLING their pink drink orders at me. I turn around and say sorry guys I'm closed. One bold little child Karen proceeds to tell me "UM ACTUALLY the Starbucks lady next door said y'all are open" and I said "Nope we close at 8" and they sighed and walked off all angry like. Is it bad that I love telling a Karen no? Especially a mini Karen, so hopefully they learn that they aren't entitled to everything. SIGH.
CosmeticComa 76 points 3y ago
Nah, I love telling people no too. Do people expect us to react differently when they say “ACTUALLY NO” because like.. I said what I said.. just cause you don’t like it doesn’t change facts. :x
sizzlethizzle 70 points 3y ago
So I work at a Starbucks as well but not licensed, and we had an actual Karen barge in yesterday and ran towards the restroom which was clearly blocked. She started moving the stuff around until we told her they’re closed and she got all mad and asked if McDonald’s next door had open restrooms, and naturally, we said we didn’t know because WE DID NOT KNOW THAT KAREN. She yells her order (venti iced black tea unsweetened) pays, and books it for McDonald’s. She comes back in and snatches the drink off the counter and as she’s walking out she yells “I’m going to call the city government because I’m pretty sure having closed restrooms is illegal!” And I literally just said “okay” and she stalked off
Nofoamcappuccinos 23 points 3y ago
I would have waved, laughed, and said "it's not. Enjoy your tea!"
AndrewtheRey 14 points 3y ago
Lol we’ve gotten the “it’s illegal” thing a few times from Karen’s and male Karen’s. I don’t wanna say Kyle because these guys are too old to be Kyle, more like “Greg” or “Doug”
chewbekkers 6 points 3y ago
Karl
Motorsagen 3 points 3y ago
<snickers> I thought a male Karen = Chad...
AndrewtheRey 1 points 3y ago
Well in my eyes a chad is middle aged but Karen is a boomer. Chad seems like a millennial male Karen but millennials never give me issues, only boomers especially women
imhereforthegossip89 1 points 3y ago
We have a literal Doug who
1. Insists we don’t charge him for almond milk in his matcha tea latte because he wants it with half water and,
2. Insists to come in with his two very large dogs and lies about them being guide dogs so we don’t argue with him.

🙄
Snarkybratt 1 points 3y ago
We don’t charge for breve, almond milk etc if it’s less than 8 ounces, I think...?
imhereforthegossip89 1 points 3y ago
Of course we do. We don’t charge if it’s an inch or less. For example: we charge more for Americans Misto and Caffe Misto compared to regular Americano or brewed coffee.
Twitter_Twatter 6 points 3y ago
I had a lady do the same but was more snarky than outright rude. Came in, asked about the bathroom we let her know they aren’t open. She left and came back when we suggested a place for her to go and ordered a drink then left again. Came back and told us in a pretty rude tone that ThOsE guys’ bathrooms are open. I said as nicely as I could, thank you so much for letting us know!!
spongepants19 6 points 3y ago
Oh lord haha. I’ve heard that one sooo many times. I used to work in a tiny ice cream shop of course without restrooms. People legit asked me “what should I do then, pee on the floor” and always told me it was illegal lol
Kaywin 6 points 3y ago
Oof, she must have REALLY had to pee. Haha.
hikintexan 3 points 3y ago
I think you work at my store. 🤣🤣
sizzlethizzle 1 points 3y ago
I can’t tell if you’re being serious
Nofoamcappuccinos 30 points 3y ago
Man. I kinda miss mopping the lobby with most of the lights off, watching someone come bang on the door to let them in, and feeling the small, warm feeling of satisfaction when I got to pretend I couldn't hear them.
Arianasagapo 13 points 3y ago
Your name makes me angry
CreepleCorn 3 points 3y ago
uhh yeah can i get uhh

cappuccino extra wet
Nofoamcappuccinos 3 points 3y ago
So a latte?

No, I want a cappuccini. I don't like lattes, lol, stupid barista doesn't even know the menu.
CreepleCorn 2 points 3y ago
no crazy frappa whappa duchi pink drink-a-poochi


please just one venta black cuppuccino
Nofoamcappuccinos 2 points 3y ago
So I have a traditional Irish name that's difficult to pronounce. Being in the US for several years has trained me to assume you meant my given name. 😂
Arianasagapo 1 points 3y ago
Lmfaooo no. I’m sure your given name is lovely.
flwhrsss 21 points 3y ago
Retail here - most satisfying “no” is the one we don’t even say out loud. Literally almost a daily occurrence, we’re closed and tidying the store, and a Karen comes up. Either yanks the handle or bangs on the /locked glass door/ as if it’s gonna magically open, while staring hard at the employees inside. None of us ever look over. The open hours are on the door folks!
zooweemamaimgay 26 points 3y ago
I like to make eye contact with the customers as they yank the doors, without giving any hint of me going to assist them.
flwhrsss 21 points 3y ago
...I like this. Asserting dominance.
petexboi 2 points 3y ago
I’m dead 😂😂😂
ImJB6 21 points 3y ago
My niece would get orders yelled at her an hour past closing with the lights off and the tables put up... not small ones either! MAJOR orders! What is wrong with people?
SteampoweredClock 10 points 3y ago
Karen sucks. It's the best to tell them off. Feels really good
Lolindir93 6 points 3y ago
Or my favourite interaction

Me: I actually can’t do that for you

Karen: Well, I’m a returning customer and I spend a lot of money here
Koalastars009 3 points 3y ago
Same! Our lights are off and we are clearly cleaning. Always get asked if we’re open. I thought lights off and locked doors universally mean closed.
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