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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2020 - 07 - 04 - ID#hle2wx
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I laughed way too hard at this but I'm sure ya'll have seen it LOL (i.redd.it)
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Hereloff 36 points 3y ago
Hi I'd like a trenta ice water, double blended, sweetened, no whip. Can you make it hot?
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Hereloff 6 points 3y ago
Ewww nooo 🤢
unabroma 2 points 3y ago
lady comes in and gets a venti water with 10 pumps of peppermint. also dude came in got a trenta green tea with 15 pumps of peppermint. like just buy listerine ya'll at that point
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Competencies 28 points 3y ago
In reality they will pick up the drink start drinking it and then angrily yell “this isn’t my hot latte!” Cause you know as the barista you clearly tricked them.
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Competencies 17 points 3y ago
The best is when they’re mad because they think you must have just made it wrong, “tHiS wUz supP0zed 2 b icEd!”

No it wasn’t, it’s not your drink! What do you think everyone else is standing next to you waiting for?
low_rolla 8 points 3y ago
Me: “are you Bob?” Customer: “no, I’m Janice” me: “then this isn’t your drink...”
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apetroaieadam 11 points 3y ago
It’s supposed to be an upside down hot iced caramel macchiato with cold milk for Tricia!
gingersnap_zuzu 3 points 3y ago
i asked my coworker what if someone got a blended ice water and she gave me a dirty look and walked away
[deleted] [OP] 3 points 3y ago
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light-ice-SSV 3 points 3y ago
"I want a grande large caramel frappe. Hot with light ice."
[deleted] [OP] 11 points 3y ago
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Unipanther368 3 points 2y ago
Them: "Can I get a grande mocha frap with extra ice put into a venti?" *Expects a free venti frap because the ice makes it expand*

Me: "Sure!" *Proceeds to pour it into a grande size, and then pour that into the venti so they get the same amount, but watered down*
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Unipanther368 2 points 2y ago
XD yeah
roserode 2 points 3y ago
Karen: “I want a nitro cold brew”
*gives customer the nitro cold brew*
Karen: “this is supposed to be HOT”
me: “uh , nitro cold brew is only a cold drink”
Karen: “NO I want this nitro HOT”
me: “nitro cold brew is a cold drink only”
*drives off rudely*
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