a lady came in yesterday when I wasn’t working to try and get free stuff and then went out and was yelling at all the customers. then proceeded to pull her pants down and piss all over our patio furniture. did not know this when I opened this morning, went to go adjust the furniture outside, thinking the wetness was just from overnight rain. shoutout to my awesome wonderful coworkers for letting me know AFTER putting my hands all over the chairs and tables :))))))

edit: she was promptly escorted away by security guards (I work at a location in a mall-type building right in the middle of a downtown area). I know all these guards by name and they always are looking out for me and letting me know if anything happens. not today I guess 😔😔😔 im showering 10 times today