The way people twist all the words in the infusion teas. "Green peach lemonade?" "Passion whitefruit guava?" "The ginger golden coconut?" Like I love the enthusiasm! And you were very close! Lil story kinda unrelated: I went to the gas station for cigarettes and instead of asking for camels I asked for a caramel macchiato and we both just stared at each other in silence (they at least know I work at Starbucks) I think about that every day.

Had a “strawberry aloha” once.

And a woman wanted a white chocolate mocha but she didn’t know what it was called (...) So she ordered “that White Russian drink.”

Megan Dray-gonfruit

Thai Chi Latte

Mengan drangen froot

Baygul ballz

Camel markhammel (Caramel machiato)

Watermelon drink (guava passionfruit drink)

"Grande decaf"..."a decaf what?" ..."a grande decaf"..."yes so like a decaf coffee, latte, frappuccino, tea...?" .... "oh! A grande decaf please" *internal screaming intensifies*

Oh and “Megan dragonfly”

“Starryberry mango hibiscus aacaa” I was like uhhhhhhhhhhhh that’s 3 different drinks and it’s “açaí” o.O lol!! It was so funny, she ending up getting a mocha Frappuccino tho 😅

caramel maccc- match- macaroni- maket-

me: yes one caramel macchiato

chai la-tAY, car-mEL (she meant caramel), and croissant with an accent but they didn’t have a French accent otherwise

We have one woman who always calls nitro "nitrous". The first time I had to turn off my headset so she wouldn't hear me burst out laughing.

(Then she pulled up to the window blasting Pat Benetar. I think I wanna be friends with her 😆)

machata latte, literally had to spell out matcha cause our dto was soloing and couldn’t pay full attention to the lady, don’t know why she couldn’t sound it out
megan drangonfruit
mago star drink thing
tirienta sized drink
strawberry tea (refused for believe it was the açaí refresher, turns out it was :) proceeded to order it specifically made WITH lemonade but wanted it made WITHOUT LEMONADE(?))

“Mango Dragonfly”

“Caruhmel Macheeato”

“Caruhmel Makiatta”

“Strawberry uhkai”