"ok sir" lmao

“Fetus” wraps... Can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard that before.

My favorite is the classic “I want the bacon guhyehr soos viday bites”

"Can I get a Strawberry ASSY" 😂 I hear that from time to time.

“do yall make those PAYSTO sandwiches?”

“Can I get an icy cha-cha latte?”

“And with that can I get a ventay pineapple mocha drink?”

i’ve had 2 customers order a “bacon guava”

Love when they ask for the Dragonfly drink.

“Caramel Ride on Crunchy” “Rybone cronch” “Caramel rib.... ro... whatever that one is”


I also got “strawberry guava passion hibiscus dragonfruit” yesterday and they got upset when I explained i wasn’t sure which one they wanted since it was four different drinks. Like did they just read down the menu board or something? Lmfao

Tai chi latte is a popular one in my store

We have a spinach fettuccine guy come through regularly and we always say "spinach feta?" And he always says "yeah I guess thats how you say it"

Sorry sir, I'm not paid enough.

One Venti strawberry akee please

“can I get a chicken CAPREESE”

I wanna fucking die

Nor sure I want to know what the person actually us wanting.

One time someone asked for a “caramel macheeto”. And another person asked for a “coffee late”.

Ok daddy ☺️

Mmm with an iced tentra?