Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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I finally read the Chai box 💀”You are always the final magic ingredient” (i.redd.it)
submitted by FutureKnightMaybe
blondiebarista 77 points 2y ago
All it needs is the barista tears
jatar2889 40 points 2y ago
What does that even mean? I’m scared
thatrandomguy565 35 points 2y ago
It means we’re ground up and part of the chai concentrate(this is sarcastic please don’t kill me Starbucks gods)
Pheebers713 4 points 2y ago
This some cloud atlas level shit
FutureKnightMaybe [OP] 13 points 2y ago
Magicians never tell their secret 💫especially not to Karen who wants no water no foam no sugar no fat no fun ✨
faithful-bean 34 points 2y ago
Soylent chai, it’s people!
Psychedelic_Doughnut 3 points 2y ago
*this comment* It’s beautiful. I’ve stared at this for five hours now.
dancing_durian 26 points 2y ago
They should change it to ‘customers are always the final magic ingredient’ because pretty much all of chai customers are a**holes/Karens, except for iced chai people. ‘You cool!’ (Heart hand sign)
Every chai customer: ‘yeah, can I have that with no foam, no water, steam to 190, while you’re at it, call my mother and pick up my dry cleaning! Oh, did I say soy? Make sure it’s soy! Oh, can you come by and clean my house and babysit my son? Did I say 190?’
Every chai customer: ‘yeah, can I have that with no foam, no water, steam to 190, while you’re at it, call my mother and pick up my dry cleaning! Oh, did I say soy? Make sure it’s soy! Oh, can you come by and clean my house and babysit my son? Did I say 190?’
casi_cielo 16 points 2y ago
My favorite is after you steam it to the temp of Satan’s spit, they take off the lid to check for no foam then guzzle it like they’re in a desert. How are your taste buds bro?
AchillesHealed 4 points 2y ago
Apparently harpies are impervious to heat damage.
arcticfury129 3 points 2y ago
No water chais are so gross too. Chai is already very strong and sweet so when it isn’t cut with water it also becomes very rich and heavy and it makes me feel gross
dancing_durian 2 points 2y ago
I’m so accustomed to making the chai super strong now because the customer base at my store would complain about it when they order no ice but like 9 pumps and they be like ‘this tastes like water!’
akboonk 1 points 2y ago
Yeah! I just came back to Starbucks after two years off for school..... I never used to put water in chai.....
arcticfury129 1 points 2y ago
Which is crazy cuz our chai concentrate is so damn strong and so sweet
lilmorphinannie 3 points 2y ago
But I wanted that iced.
Philostic 9 points 2y ago
Every customer that orders chai lattes: "Oh also, no water."
atvlouis 6 points 2y ago
r/thanksimcured
Zyloee 6 points 2y ago
When I read this box, I felt so inspired haha
Edit: For reference: I’m a former partner
Edit: For reference: I’m a former partner
closingshiftbarista 6 points 2y ago
I’ve been working for Starbucks for a year and a half and I’ve never read the chai boxes 😂
Zyloee 1 points 2y ago
Yea, in my experience, I was deep cleaning one day and couldn’t help myself from reading it.
sweetinasense 5 points 2y ago
Sticks hand in steaming pitcher. Stirs iced chai with finger to get a little me in the drink,
golden_pinky 5 points 2y ago
Me, gently dressing a frap with my hair.
isaactheawsome 4 points 2y ago
It’s because a little bit of my soul goes into every drink.
cush4 3 points 2y ago
We are the magic! 💫🌟Without us there is no Starbucks.💪🏻💥
mazexpert 1 points 2y ago
*clears throat *
...chais get water?
...chais get water?
FutureKnightMaybe [OP] 1 points 2y ago
Not on my watch... no one ever wants the water so I’m nice and make them milky
akboonk 1 points 2y ago
Who tf wrote that? It’s like the first chapter of a young adult novel
kobo15 1 points 2y ago
Dude I swear it used to be a different message on that box
danslavraievie 1 points 2y ago
Bro look how long the French translation is 👁👄👁
shadowhunterartemis 1 points 2y ago
Hello. Welcome to Starbucks. 😀
Supadupastein 1 points 2y ago
Their souls
raycamaro 1 points 2y ago
It used to recommend a little dance
anonymous7497 1 points 2y ago
EW
weareliars 1 points 2y ago
this is my favorite thing to show green beans!
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