her order ended up being insanely complicated and she was a huge asshole. hope this much caffeine gives her a heart attack and kills her <3

Had a customer who used to come in for 15 shots—during holiday.

She’d just use them for to make tiramisu for parties tho. I could respect that

I’ve had this before 👀 not the customer but I made the order cause I was attempting an all nighter for studying.. ended up passing out shortly after

one of our regulars almost always gets a quad macchiato, with usually 6-8 shots in it. there’s been several times where he gets 12 shots and once even 16 shots. he also comes through multiple times a day. idk how he’s ok

People always ask what our “strongest coffee “ is , but really more caffeine over a period of time is better than a concentrated dose all at once.

She’ll only do it until her heart gives out or her bank account does. I give it a couple weeks