Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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Answering the call (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by zaradora09
How does everyone answer people at DTO? I have the need to spice it up a little. Much appreciated.
MetaNightmare 7 points 2y ago
"How can we caffeinate you today"
"If you got bucks we got stars"
"Home of (insert popular item here)"
I do also do wordplay with the food/drink names.
"Birthday cake pop, is it someone's birthday?"
"The pinkest of drinks"
I am also famous on DTO in my area for doing a joke about sandwiches sprouting wings and flying out the window if we've sold a lot of them. So much so one of my shifts started using the same joke.
"If you got bucks we got stars"
"Home of (insert popular item here)"
I do also do wordplay with the food/drink names.
"Birthday cake pop, is it someone's birthday?"
"The pinkest of drinks"
I am also famous on DTO in my area for doing a joke about sandwiches sprouting wings and flying out the window if we've sold a lot of them. So much so one of my shifts started using the same joke.
Cuttis 4 points 2y ago
“Welcome to Starbucks, home of the Venti Ice Water”
AndrewtheRey 3 points 2y ago
One of the shifts answers it with “Hi, which delicious items would you like?”
charliechapline 2 points 2y ago
Welcome to starbucks, by the way our Nitro machine is broken again.
shaiapitou 1 points 2y ago
If someone orders a drink but no food, I always try to up sell with “And can we get you a (insert food item here) to wash that down?”
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