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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

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Full History - 2020 - 08 - 19 - ID#id03me

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Been thinking bout this tweet all day (i.redd.it)

submitted by sgkcarol

ahhpoo 51 points 2y ago

This, but specifically when you’re holding the card reader out for them and they WONT LET GO OF THEIR CARD.

spill-that-tea-sis 50 points 2y ago

And you make deliberate eye contact with them as they repeatedly *can't get it in*

moonkive 38 points 2y ago

me, going out of my way to use unusual phrases in place of “go ahead and put it in/you can take it out now” 😭😭😭

nerubians 22 points 2y ago

f o r r e a l

i kept accidentally saying “it’s ready for you!” 😭

Dsgrcfl 15 points 2y ago

I always said “go ahead and put it in” and this middle aged man did it a little to aggressively and moaned as he did it and made eye contact with me throughout the whole thing and smirked and I HATED IT

isglitteracolor 8 points 2y ago

I had a guy say his card was sticky and he might not be able to get it out with a really creepy smile so I just told him worst case I’ll be happy to cut it out (as I held the big ass knife for cutting display sandwiches). Suddenly his card had no issues.

Dsgrcfl 3 points 2y ago

I love this. Whenever a customer tries to pull anything like that I’ll think of you

Bruja5 1 points 2y ago

So... If the card gets denied, does that mean it’s “Card” Dysfunction?? 🤣😂🤣😂

ABVDRICEBV 13 points 2y ago

My favorite is, “do you want your cookie warmed?”

daisyemoji 8 points 2y ago

I’ve just been saying “insert the chip” and I don’t think there’s any way to turn that weird... right?

Quixx_Mixx 5 points 2y ago

Or politely asking them, “Can i touch it for you?”

flowrpot 13 points 2y ago

“Go ahead and stick it in for me :)”

Coffeeaftersex 13 points 2y ago

Lmfao, I thought I was the ONLY one.

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Chance_The_Nap 9 points 2y ago

“Put it in a little more”

kittenhiss 5 points 2y ago

"The machine's ready for you ;0"

Gothicpsycho16 3 points 2y ago

Nah that just makes me mad...they take took long... i just put a glove on and take the cards now...gotta get them out my drive...lol

Castiels_Bees 3 points 2y ago

Ask the times I told random men to "just stick it in."

Momisnotmyname 2 points 2y ago

OMG thank you for posting this! I am playong a parady of myself as a barista for a conedy bit this Friday and this is pure gold!

sgkcarol [OP] 2 points 2y ago

Glad to provide some inspiration!

hailvy 2 points 2y ago

This made me so uncomfortable on window today

ilikebwc 1 points 2y ago

“Just give it a couple of seconds to process...”

catchinfinity 1 points 2y ago

That probably means that the customers at my store know im head empty cuz nobody be like that to me.

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