Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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A customer wrote this down on his "Grateful Pumpkin" (i.redd.it)
submitted by spicypotatogurl
quanday123 57 points 2y ago
Well I guess quarantine gave him time to reflect on what's important.
mayonaizmyinstrument 28 points 2y ago
We used to have a haiku jar behind the POS just for baristas, and this has good energy. I turned it into a haiku:
Best friends and good times,
Coffee and twerking strippers,
And... Shout carpet spray.
Best friends and good times,
Coffee and twerking strippers,
And... Shout carpet spray.
crzyshiba 22 points 2y ago
Hahaha love this I wonder why the shout spray hmmmmm hahaha
mamabird228 32 points 2y ago
To clean up after the strippers and coffee? π
crzyshiba 3 points 2y ago
Hahah glad you said it
tbch9 10 points 2y ago
This is a whole mood
wheninreme 4 points 2y ago
hierarchy of needs amiright
PrincessBoobaFett 3 points 2y ago
I mean where's the lie?
gingersnap_zuzu 2 points 2y ago
i thought this was supposed to be a poem
reallkd 2 points 2y ago
Honestly... mood.
SchemingPancake 2 points 2y ago
The necessities lol
raycamaro 2 points 2y ago
Well, itβs good we rank above carpet spray I guess.
Sarahthelizard -3 points 2y ago
Funny but also that counter looks gross lol.
spicypotatogurl [OP] 14 points 2y ago
π€£π€£ it's Peak counter top π
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