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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2020 - 09 - 01 - ID#ikzi5d
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Even more relevant in 2020 with all the Tikkkity Tokkkity drinkities (i.redd.it)
submitted by Siren_Song252
matroid21 127 points 2y ago
Oh my god. When people come in asking for “the Tik Tok drink” like which one, there’s more Tik Tok drinks than there are sand particles on Mars.
Anonymous-Latina 95 points 2y ago
I quit when someone got attitude bc i didn’t know what the fuck a “cosmo and Wanda” was. Haven’t missed that shit yet
shades0fcool 33 points 2y ago
My store did this thing when someone ordered off the secret menu we’d all collectively act puzzled like we didn’t know what they were asking and went “hmmm give us the ingredients and we can make it but we don’t know what a cosmo and Wanda is.” And because we did it all together they would not sass us. We gotta have each other’s backs!
MargauxWarren 21 points 2y ago
Omg I’m actually so sorry I’m like 99% sure my old coworker made that one up. I’m lucky enough to not have had anyone order it because I would 100% tell them to go to his new location just down the road and make him make it.
SupaAwsm 6 points 2y ago
what even is a cosmo and wanda?
Anonymous-Latina 29 points 2y ago
Beats me. She showed me a green and pink swirled monstrosity off Instagram but had no recipe. I guess she just assumed I’d whip my secret menu out from under the counter and just follow the recipe 🤷🏻‍♀️
pittiepie 18 points 2y ago
I think someone tried ordering this at our store the other day, and our SM shut it down. It was mixing a matcha green tea frappuccino and a pink drink in the same cup. Just... no.
Arianasagapo 27 points 2y ago
I make sure to tell them I have to charge for 2 separate drinks. That usually makes them not want it anymore lmao
Anonymous-Latina 10 points 2y ago
Ew
shortestofcakes 6 points 2y ago
We have gotten it as a half matcha frappuchino and half vanilla bean with dragonfruit inclusions blended in, we definitely charge them for 2 talls and it totally out to around 13 for each drink and people still get it, this shit is insane
Undead_Emo_Kid 5 points 2y ago
Unfortunately, it is a matcha frapp and a strawberry frapp slapped on top of each other in a venti or trenta cup. You pay for two different frapps for one drink, and uh, good luck to the barista trying to figure out how to properly type the "ask me" directions for this...
yeet20twenty 69 points 2y ago
Sometimes I make tik tok drinks kinda ugly on purpose. Especially the ones that actually taste bad and are only for looks... oh your foam didn’t come out beautiful? Not insta-worthy? Bummer.....
lmaoiwannacry 20 points 2y ago
LMFSPOOAOAO WAIT THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER AHAHHAH
visi6n 43 points 2y ago
Had someone try to tell me that it’s my job to know all the tik tok drinks. I laughed and said “actually no. It’s my job to know all the STARBUCKS drinks.”
syntheticstrawbrry 16 points 2y ago
One time someone argued with me telling me that as a barista it was important for me to study up on the secret menu and we went back and forth until I realized that they legitimately didn’t realize that the secret menu WASN’T a part of Starbucks at all and then they apologized lol.
SupaAwsm 42 points 2y ago
It causes me physical pain whenever I'd hear a teenager try to order whatever nonsense tiktok drink via the drive thru. I feel like a dick, but I tend to just play dumb unless they know a recipe.
TheLastAviator 40 points 2y ago
I hit them with the same line every time- “so that’s not actually on our menu, but if you know the recipe we’d be happy to make it for you!”

This usually results them listing how it’s made because a lot of those drinks come with recipes. Otherwise you can usually get a good sense of what they want by asking questions, but if they’re rude or insist that we should know how to make it then I just stonewall with the “sorry, but again that is not a drink on our menu”
Thirdatarian 19 points 2y ago
I have no issue playing dumb. Oh my god a Cotton* Candy frap? Never heard it it, what’s in it? Oh you don’t know? Sorry can’t make it, how unfortunate.

*edit: typo
kthrnlxndr 4 points 2y ago
i give people a pass when it’s drinks that used to be on the menu but do encourage them to learn how to order it (ex. cotton candy frap, pokémon go frap, cinnamon almond milk macchiato)
strawbubbie_ 1 points 2y ago
i’m new and someone tried ordering a cotton candy frap from me yesterday.... as if i know wtf that is🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️
mellisonanta 1 points 1y ago
It's just a vanilla bean frapp with raspberry syrup if you have it. Not too complicated at least!
[deleted] 16 points 2y ago
I AM LOVING the energy in this sub the last couple months. The stuff that makes it to my front page is almost always grievances and disdain for the company.

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Ima take this opportunity to plug, once again, the $1 (CONTACT YOUR LOCAL CANADIAN DISTRICT FOR INFO) and the $1 British Colombia.

Change is possible. These people don't care about us, they just want to extract profit from the work we do for a minimum wage. As much work as possible for as little money as possible. We NEED to fight for our rights.

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WHEN TALKING ABOUT UNIONIZATION keep it on the down low. Try not to talk about it at work, don't talk about it in official store communications (FB messenger, FB groups etc) and only talk to people you trust. Start slow, talk about grievances, then introduce the idea of collective action to answer those grievances. It IS possible. It HAS succeeded. And knowing how absolutely cowardly this company is, they'll fold SO easily if we manage to unionize, or even are just scared of the possibility. USA employees, your mileage may vary :( but the only way to make it better is multilateral struggle: political and labour.

Good luck, stay safe, and solidarity.
kittenhiss 1 points 2y ago
What would we gain from this? I had a shift supervisor say if we unionized wed lose benefits..
[deleted] 3 points 2y ago
You shouldnt have been downvoted.

I cant speak to the US, but its pretty much the same everywhere in Canada.

Right now our bosses are giving us the bare minimum that they can get away with on a global scale.
I dont see why we'd lose our benefits, I haven't heard that from the organizer of the BC store or from anyone at the USW, but this is the kind of thing Im looking into. "Is unionizing a viable option right now?" is absolutely a reasonable question. They will absolutely start playing hardball with the union though, and talks would start. We'd strike deals, threaten to go on strike of thats something that is seen as an option, do publicity campaigns etc etc. to garner support for the union and ultimately get concessions from our bosses.

Let me be clear, Im not saying UNIONIZE NOW. Think about, talk about it, foment dissent, get in touch with a union and ask questions. Thats all. Not all unions are created equal and not all unionization attemps are successful.

But the ONLY way to get safer environment, better pay, lobby for worker's rights etc is through direct collective action, the most common type being unionizing.
kittenhiss 1 points 2y ago
Yeah, not sure why people don't like my question lmao. I'm genuinely curious. Thank you for your answer. I'll continue to educate myself on the situation and watch how it plays out.
hailvy 9 points 2y ago
Someone came in the other day and asked my bf who also works there for a ‘Goofy’. Like dude you’re not at Disney world we don’t know what that is.

And another dude came up to me and asked for a dirty white boy. Wtf is that
not-fish 4 points 2y ago
Everytime some customer comes in speaking in the forbidden secret menu script but yet dont even know what its made out of I lose a little bit of my soul
annaeclipsing 3 points 2y ago
And also customers apparently don’t realize that When I’m at the POS I’m most likely not the one making the drink.. so you have to be very specific because we have to communicate it to bar. And I don’t have enough room to write in the ask me section “sprinkle matcha on top of vanilla sweet cream foam” 🙄🙄🙄🙄This concept is so simple yet most people don’t get it 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️
tinydesthique 2 points 2y ago
i absolutely DESPISE people who come in and order secret menu drinks. and i am forced to be nice about it, smile, and be like “o-okay, i-i’ll make it for you”
radical-monster 2 points 2y ago
I’ve never agreed more
ecstaticelecticity 1 points 2y ago
I actually hurt a girl’s feelings today when she ordered an iced white mocha with sweet cream cold foam and caramel drizzle. I responded with “yuck.” Then I apologized profusely and explained that we only make that drink 5K times a day. I still feel bad.
gingers-nap 1 points 2y ago
I had someone try and order the apple pie Frappuccino a few weeks ago. Tbh I wish I remembered the recipe to try for later, it honestly sounded good
SprinkleOfCynicism 1 points 2y ago
I’ve seen some that request a frap with apple juice so maybe that’s it?
ecstaticelecticity 1 points 2y ago
Cinnamon dolce syrup too.
gingers-nap 1 points 2y ago
It could be! I’ll have to try it. It’s probably that with some caramel syrup, maybe. I’m not 100% sure!
SprinkleOfCynicism 2 points 2y ago
I’ve definitely seen those too. I think maybe you could do a mashup of the apple juice and caramel, maybe do a caramel drizzle in the cup 🤔
gingers-nap 1 points 2y ago
That would be pretty! Especially if there was caramel syrup and the crunchy caramel toppings on the whip!
hsiweJ 1 points 2y ago
What’s a tikkkity tokkkity drinkity?
Siren_Song252 [OP] 3 points 2y ago
Any stupid drink from TIKTOK
hsiweJ 1 points 2y ago
Hm. I’ve only seen the tik toks where Starbucks employees threw them at the wall...? Are those even real?
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