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kenny was trying to ASCEND (i.redd.it)

submitted by ryperry1

MrBalderus 87 points 2y ago

Why is it in a grande?

Why warm for a delivery?

Why

jangdangit 65 points 2y ago

1 pump SFV. That’s the bigger question here

strangeyeena 23 points 2y ago

You could leave the pump out. They wouldn’t notice.

xEman26x 11 points 2y ago

They would notice

G37_is_numberletter 4 points 2y ago

Yeah that niller ain’t doing much

alimcc0220 46 points 2y ago

You killed Kenny!!! you bastard lol

abrumm94 25 points 2y ago

Looks like Kenny is trying to kill himself. Lol

Noksura 37 points 2y ago

If you could please use whole milk for the entire 2 drops that will fit under all 21 shots that'd be sweet.

lisax3331 36 points 2y ago

important question: did the shots even fit AND IF THEY DID how much space was there for milk 😭

jangdangit 21 points 2y ago

I did a 20 shot in a venti once and it was a little over 16oz if I remember correctly (it was 2 years ago). My mans was tryna stay up all night to do work

ryperry1 [OP] 20 points 2y ago

literally no room at all didn’t even bother putting the milk on the bottom lmfao

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steffers__ 30 points 2y ago

how do u even get away with those nails im crying bc i cannot 🤦🏻‍♀️

hailiesandersl 19 points 2y ago

you get to wear nails?? 🥺
i had to stop getting them done when i got hired :(

iWantToBeARealBoy 18 points 2y ago

Yeah that’s a health code violation for sure lmfao

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wtchtrsh 3 points 2y ago

The rules vary by state, but it’s starbucks policy!

1partwitch 18 points 2y ago

Isn’t a shot 1 ounce? How does Kenny plan to fit 21 ounces into a 16 ounce cup? ;)

ActuallyYeah 30 points 2y ago

Dome lid

darkwolf523 17 points 2y ago

Rip whoever had to make that

BlackHollowGhoul24 10 points 2y ago

Can I get an F in chat?

darkwolf523 9 points 2y ago

Yes. F

meloscav 6 points 2y ago

TastyBlondGarbage 5 points 2y ago

gabiota99 5 points 2y ago

gingerbreadchai 14 points 2y ago

What the FUCK Kenny?

KeyCranberry 6 points 2y ago

Looks like a free calibration sequence to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

strangeyeena 6 points 2y ago

I hope ya’ll have a second bar, especially if you put all 21 shots in.

Dunber1234 5 points 2y ago

I can’t imagine pulling 21 shots at my store.... that would set us back so far

strangeyeena 3 points 2y ago

Imagine all the angry, impatient customers it would create. Hhh. Makes me wanna cry.

Liquid_Joules 4 points 2y ago

There was this one gentleman who used his birthday reward for a full Trenta cup of expresso shots. I wish I took a picture of the sticker to prove it. It was round about 30 shots and I don’t understand how anyone can tolerate that much caffeine

chom612 4 points 2y ago

Can you even fit 21 shots in a 16oz cup? Um...no.

mielmami 4 points 2y ago

how are you able to have your nails done?

DarkBlueSunshine 4 points 2y ago

Well Kenny's ascended to another plane of existence

RueCamp2 4 points 2y ago

Damn... How much did it come out to?

ryperry1 [OP] 15 points 2y ago

it was like 25 dollars but that doesn’t even include the extra uber eats fees

RueCamp2 4 points 2y ago

That's meal yo

embryo_yall_ 3 points 2y ago

i think you just accidentally assisted in a suicide

cheshthekiid 3 points 2y ago

The FUCK??? KENNY WAS TRYING TO SEE SOUNDS!!

xXTimbloXx 2 points 2y ago

Does Kenny want his heart to explode? Because same honestly.

AldiWillYouMarryMe 2 points 2y ago

No effin Way.

mazexpert 1 points 2y ago

People are aware you can OD on caffeine right?

hit-or-miss-my-ass 1 points 2y ago

Also how would u know how much milk to put in the cup first lol

hit-or-miss-my-ass 1 points 2y ago

HAS to be warm tho

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420catloveredm 1 points 2y ago

Why not just smoke meth at that point?

gayz0mbie 1 points 2y ago

That mudt taste like ass with a hint of vanilla

ilikebigavocados666 1 points 2y ago

trying to \*\*\* DIE \*\*\*

shaiapitou 0 points 2y ago

That must’ve filled at least half the cup 😧

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