We had this woman come in and order a Pink Drink with Breve. I made it for her, called her name and was about to finish a Macchiato when she says it’s “too light” and “doesn’t taste right”. I tell her she can keep the drink if she likes and I’ll make a new one for her. She proceeds to continue to complain about it not being right. I say I’ll make her a new one and she thanks me and asks me to throw it away. I turn around and make it the exact same way as before.

She grabbed the drink and took a sip.

“That’s much better!”

Yeah. Sure it was lady.

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