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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2020 - 09 - 08 - ID#ip5ukh
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Can I get uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh (i.redd.it)
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gonzaleztori7 72 points 2y ago
People come in calling it an uh-ky I’m like..uh sure
TheBlinja -9 points 2y ago
It's not?

That's gonna take quite a while to reprogram proper pronunciation.
SelocAvrap 61 points 2y ago
My favourite was "strawberry acorn"
AldiWillYouMarryMe 6 points 2y ago
😭
SelocAvrap 9 points 2y ago
You should hear the good ones we've gotten for the other refreshers
cabbagescraps 32 points 2y ago
ah the good ol Strawberry Ikea
Jeffuk88 29 points 2y ago
One of the ones that doesn't annoy me....

"can I get a strawberry refresher?"

"yeah sure"

If only all customers were that easy.
apetroaieadam 28 points 2y ago
People call it “AH-CHAI” here.
StubbledCRT1 26 points 2y ago
“Aa-key” is my favorite
nesig 24 points 2y ago
strawberry acacia 🌳
finzablazin 22 points 2y ago
“Can I get a trenty strawberry ashy?” both made and ruined my day at the same time
drewdrop26 3 points 2y ago
Omg the “trenty” always gets me bc I think they’re saying venti
RareLingonberry 18 points 2y ago
The best is “how much caffeine does the strawberry uhsigh have compared to the refreshers”
wonkey92 3 points 2y ago
🤦
sholbyy 10 points 2y ago
My personal fave was “strawberry ikea”.
my-oh-megan 2 points 2y ago
I had a customer call it that once.
"Can I get a venti strawberry ikea?"
*takes a beat*
"Alright. One venti strawberry acai refr-"
"NO. A strawberry IKEA."
"....right. We'll have that ready for ya at the window."
pimpcesa 10 points 2y ago
we have one regular that alway says strawberry acrua even after all the baristas repeat it correctly for her..... its fine we’re fine
chamorrobro 7 points 2y ago
I’ll take this over “Tomato Mozarella Poonani :)”
boxinghamster16 2 points 2y ago
Someone order and ham and Swiss pa-nay-nay and I lost it. This one though lol
-beam-me-up- 6 points 2y ago
Mangin dragonfruit
Margot dagon fruit
Maggot dragonfruit

Yeah.. sometimes I wonder about people
ihmay2 2 points 2y ago
The “mango dragonfruit, no mango” :’)
jangdangit 6 points 2y ago
Real talk though. Is it AH-SAI or AH-SAI-EE
59625962 3 points 2y ago
The latter, ah sah EE
Arianasagapo 5 points 2y ago
The best is the MEGAN DRAGONFRUIT
Sholeran 1 points 2y ago
Can I get the uhhhhh magon dragon
Imnewtoit 5 points 2y ago
The rule should be, if you cannot pronounce it, you cannot order it.
43richierich43 5 points 2y ago
My favorite is Ventay, la-tei, machiyato,mo CHa
bigghostb00ty 3 points 2y ago
Came here to say vent-ay
adixoxo101 4 points 2y ago
When people order a “Mocha Latte,” (Whatever that is) it just stresses me out 😩
Emroseyyy88 2 points 2y ago
Same. I cringe. Or like when people order hot chocolate and they go “but without the mocha, I don’t want caffeine” 😑🤦🏼‍♀️
adixoxo101 3 points 2y ago
Ugh yes ! I haaaate that. You asked for a Hot chocolate not a Mocha so why are we even having this conversation?? Also people who call fraps “Frappes.” Bro this isn’t McDonald’s, chill.
Emroseyyy88 3 points 2y ago
Yea the Frappe thing is a daily headache I deal with here in Hawai’i since my store is across the parking lot from a McDonald’s. I also love when customers mobile order a drink and it’s painfully obvious they have zero clue what the hell they’re ordering 😑
fakepunk22 4 points 2y ago
There was an episode of Mom where they did a whole bit on how no one knows how to pronounce the word açaí. The last mispronunciation was “ah-cha-chi” and I’ve been sooo tempted to order the strawberry refresher using that pronunciation, but I’m not trying to give any baristas a headache 😅
spicypotatogurl 3 points 2y ago
"Can I get a kiwi strawberry hibiscus refresher?"

My brain: 🧠🤯💥
ThrowawayTheOmlet 3 points 2y ago
I’ve heard: “Ass-ee” “ah-kai” “strawberry tea” “the juice” “the pink drink without the milk”
Avthony 2 points 2y ago
Dont worry, we get customers that say “Magot Dragonfly” with the straightest face. Why would you even want that if that was it’s name anyways?
Ryan9260_ 2 points 2y ago
My favorite was the strawberry ahegao...........
Sholeran 1 points 2y ago
No way lmao
Captain_Killy 2 points 2y ago
Strawberry tea.

tea.

açaí =/= tea.

tea?
Abi212 2 points 2y ago
“Can I get a mango passion fruit” is the most popular mispronunciation at my store 😂😂
isglitteracolor 1 points 2y ago
Not as bad as the people who call passion tea the passion fruit tea
reallkd 1 points 2y ago
Ah-kai is the one i hear most. Ugh.
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Coffeeaftersex 1 points 2y ago
My favorite is "Can I get an iced CHIAA?" Of course I went along with it and my coworkers were cracking up 😅🤣🤣
smilygirrl12 1 points 2y ago
I've had someone say strawberry a-sake 😂
Arianasagapo 1 points 2y ago
Oh and someone called out cheese danish a cheesy dash. I call it that now 😂😂
hopelovepeace33 1 points 2y ago
I get people saying “Can I get that strawberry ahh-kai-e” 😂🤦🏻‍♀️😂🤦🏻‍♀️
drueowen 1 points 2y ago
I had someone order a strawberry eye-see-uhhh the other day and I thought to myself “icea what? Cuz I don’t see you ordering correctly”
jess-kaa 1 points 2y ago
I’ve heard strawberry “acoo” & strawberry “anakay” so
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