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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2020 - 09 - 22 - ID#ixres3
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the whip was so powerful it busted through the door and got allllll in the back too lmao (i.redd.it)
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LegendBourbaki 101 points 2y ago
This should be on nsfw...
misguidedghostman 100 points 2y ago
Okay but... me after edging
Pnutt7 46 points 2y ago
I…
misguidedghostman 24 points 2y ago
We-
princeadakias 23 points 2y ago
You-
princesscupcakes69 17 points 2y ago
UUUUUUHNNNN 😩
Ai_Takahashi 3 points 2y ago
Same
spiderhenchman 40 points 2y ago
BRUH
reallkd 27 points 2y ago
Triple charged?
jungkookie_13 5 points 2y ago
Does that actually work??
mern_ 14 points 2y ago
Yes!! Did it once a few years ago to see how far we could shoot it out the window 🤫
Aliciarox11189 1 points 2y ago
Is there pictures?
sinisterbird420 25 points 2y ago
Put some strawberry purée in there and you’ve got a free Halloween decoration
Unipanther368 3 points 2y ago
Lol genius idea. Just make sure not to leave it too long 😂
FurryJokerTFF 22 points 2y ago
Did it shoot across the room or something?
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PineConeEagleMan 38 points 2y ago
A cream scene?
maddogracer161 4 points 2y ago
That's what she said, if I'm not mistaken...
mayonaizmyinstrument 17 points 2y ago
Hello darkness, your old friend
SluttyHufflepuff 15 points 2y ago
Always gotta check that gasket
rudebii 39 points 2y ago
When I worked at the bux we used to haze the rookies by taking the gaskets off.

It was a valuable lesson though, everyone made sure the gaskets were on before charging.

the "espresso brownie" is always a classic too.
isglitteracolor 38 points 2y ago
Ice cube in the apron pocket.

Food stickers stuck to the back of peoples shirts.

Timer clipped to apron strings.

Timers set for two minute intervals hidden throughout the pastry shelves.

Sample cup of iced coffee/something dark, but put the bottom of the straw in a cut open sriracha packet hidden in the drink.

My stores have always been rather fond of pranks....
rudebii 10 points 2y ago
we would set timers to go off 10 minutes after the openers start and hide them, lol.

one year i got some SM/ASMs and leads to play an AFD prank on my SM. I went on my half before the SM came in, and had everyone on the floor say they hadn't seen me, that I was a no call/show.

Then another store's SM called mine asking for me, telling she had heard I was planning on quitting. Our district had a shortage of ASMs and I was basically our store's assistant (to the) store manager and had I quit for real it really would have sucked for her.
isglitteracolor 10 points 2y ago
This just reminded me of the time our shift prank called his brothers store and asked their new employee to see if they had any spare espresso bean splitters we could borrow. Poor girl spent ten minutes looking before someone figured it out.
ageese35 7 points 2y ago
I’m 2 months into working for the siren now and a couple weeks ago we had JUST run out of pumpkin. I was in the back doing some dishes when my ssv brought me a drink saying it was a pumpkin macchiato. I was like ??? Didn’t we run out of pumpkin? And he goes no I used the last of it that was in the bottom of the bin so I said thanks and took the drink. Turns out he put Sriracha in it 😭😂
SluttyHufflepuff 20 points 2y ago
I’ve seen some of these hazing stories on here and I gotta say I’m SO grateful that never happened to me. I’m still technically a green bean but I was so anxious and overwhelmed by everything that I would have walked out.

Everyone has gone above and beyond to teach and encourage me and I 100% would not have made it otherwise.
rudebii 7 points 2y ago
Personally, and I know my fellow leads felt the same way, we only pranked and joked with people that we felt could take a joke. We always tried to laugh with, not laugh at.

I also trained new hires and was pretty good at it for the same reason i was good with customers - i tailored (or tried to at least) interactions with others in mind.

Our crew was pretty tight but welcoming too, and our SM was good at hiring folks that would get along with the rest of the store. That didn't always mean the same kinds of people, just compatible ones, as we were pretty diverse too.

I had new peeps to train/supervise that ranged from salty food service/CS vets to super nervous teenagers starting their first job. I had to teach a girl once how to sweep and mop!

I'm glad to hear you have what sounds like a cool crew, makes all the difference in this job. I still keep in touch with coworkers from 20 years ago!
FurryJokerTFF 2 points 2y ago
Espresso brownie?
rudebii 7 points 2y ago
when i worked at the bux we were still using more traditional, semi-auto espresso machines. these are the ones you dose and then tamp into a portafilter and pull shots.

we would take the pucks from the machine and kinda form them into the same shape as the brownies we sold and try and fool someone into taking a bite out of it, thinking it's a brownie and not espresso grounds.
SkylerSayys 4 points 2y ago
Pro tip- as long as you don't have the very newest machines, you can still do this if you're brave enough when emptying the grounds drawers. Adding a pump of mocha really helps sell it.
FurryJokerTFF 4 points 2y ago
That's hilarious AND disgusting. 🤣
jungkookie_13 3 points 2y ago
Adding whip on the top helps too!
ittybittybakerkitty 9 points 2y ago
How? 😲
Carson-the-dude 7 points 2y ago
Bro how
lilcookiedough 6 points 2y ago
i should call him 😭
Bryancreates 3 points 2y ago
Or it went to be twisted but screwed off the main head and it exploded out the neck. I’ve done that once or twice to an unsuspecting victim, I assume she found it hilarious and didn’t mind cleaning a sticky thick mess out of her hair, off her makeup, and her clothes... I hope. Sorry Crystal!
ShadowGrebacier 2 points 2y ago
Phrasing... we still doing that?
JonFawkes3 2 points 2y ago
Bottle rocket whip cream inbound
strangeyeena 2 points 2y ago
Good stuff.
Either-Dark7964 1 points 1y ago
I’m gonna let a Starbucks barista cure some illness using grass and a sprig of Rosemary. Get outta here with your natural medicine bull shit
lenarosef 1 points 2y ago
this is an exact expression of my worst nightmare
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ANONYMOUSvipBARISTA 1 points 2y ago
I think that's my old store on any given day of the week :)
slamy420 1 points 2y ago
yall on that triple charge huh
johnmarkowens 1 points 2y ago
Always double check the rubber
childishgamblin 1 points 2y ago
This is what my nightmares consist of
Lravs 1 points 2y ago
LMAO!!!
lavidadepajina 1 points 2y ago
ASHLEY OMG
BoomSoonPanda 1 points 2y ago
pew
anselgrey 1 points 2y ago
Wow! What a mess!
kylelovershrek2 1 points 2y ago
man did someone play the ninjago intro because it looks like someone just did the weekend whip
_kimmv 0 points 2y ago
Omgggg
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