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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2020 - 09 - 24 - ID#iz4zma
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This will haunt me for the rest of my life. (i.redd.it)
submitted by taylorann_2000
slamy420 115 points 2y ago
I can only hope to god they wanna blend it at home
taylorann_2000 [OP] 197 points 2y ago
Unfortunately she stuck a straw in it and took a sip as she drove away
TastesLikePepsiColaa 80 points 2y ago
NOOOOOO WTF
strangeyeena 35 points 2y ago
THIS IS NOT OKAY. 😭
VectoredClarinet 35 points 2y ago
It’s okay, the cinnamon dolce is sugar free 😅
AldiWillYouMarryMe 21 points 2y ago
LMAO ‘Unfortunately’
PoppyPancakes 70 points 2y ago
Is this...... just the 33 pumps.... 😯
taylorann_2000 [OP] 29 points 2y ago
Sure is 😔
BatWeary 10 points 2y ago
I wouldn’t be surprised 🤢
jamiehope3 8 points 2y ago
Oh GOD I didn’t see the other 11 😰
FurryJokerTFF 58 points 2y ago
Excuse me...
I just puked a little.
taylorann_2000 [OP] 60 points 2y ago
As an avid iced chai drinker, I'm appalled
Icy-Dragonfruit 9 points 2y ago
I share your appalled-ness, as a daily chai drinker.
[deleted] 57 points 2y ago
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rudebii 21 points 2y ago
I would purposely pump between 18-26 pump just to see if ever even notice.
SurgeQuiDormis 20 points 2y ago
We had one douche customer who always insisted on us brewing a fresh pot when he came in, even if one has literally finished brewing a moment ago.

So, we started doing minor sleight of hand. Switching rhe pots when he wasn't looking, pouring a cup of the old coffee and swapping it out before the handoff, stuff like that. Im pretty sure he didnt get coffee less than twenty minutes old more than 20% of the time for a solid three months. And never noticed.

That's the shit that drove me nuts. If you've got something thay you know you like and know exactly what to order for it to be that way, all the power. Making baristas jump through hoops when you can't even tell the difference... That's asshole material.
rudebii 3 points 2y ago
In my day, drip was more determined by what we needed to use before it became waste, I’m pre pike’s. We had “that guy” that never liked whatever we had on, and since we are all about that third place, we’d have to make him a French dip of whatever he wanted, which was always more expensive shit like AMJ. He knew he was playing us, we knew it, and it was just how it was.

At least he came in midday.
greenleafsheep 5 points 2y ago
I just started working at Starbucks in June. I got moved to a new store that opened in July. Our managers insist on brewing full batches of all coffees every 10 minutes from 8-11am. I just feel like it’s such a waste we never use it all. I don’t know how much it costs the store, but wow it just seems like so much coffee going down the drain.
SurgeQuiDormis 5 points 2y ago
French dip 😂

Man are people just obnoxious.
Arianasagapo 40 points 2y ago
Love how she added SF cinnamon dolce as if that would make the drink healthier
mielmami 12 points 2y ago
nah it’s just sweeter than the regular CD unfortunately (type one diabetic here)
Arianasagapo 7 points 2y ago
I’m an every day SFCD drinker(trying to drop these quarantine pounds*) & I just think anything more than 4 pumps of anything is so extra lol
Sunnysunflowers1112 1 points 2y ago
Wait the sf version is sweeter than the regular ?
mielmami 1 points 2y ago
yeaaa cause of the fake sugar shit they put in there
Punloverrrr 1 points 2y ago
The probably put artificial sweeteners in it. I find splenda, stevia and sweet & low all more sweet
Sunnysunflowers1112 2 points 2y ago
I they just taste fake to me. I try not drinking them.
chrisjames277 20 points 2y ago
Just when I thought it couldn’t get worse “add whip” was at the end. I just...why🤢🤮
mgordon14 17 points 2y ago
We have a regular at our store who gets a venti iced Chai. No milk or ice. We a ked once if she just brought it home and dilutes it, but our questions were silenced when she took a big sip of it at the window.
denahom-chikn 12 points 2y ago
is it just the chai in the cup then? i have so many questions based on how i’m picturing it
mgordon14 12 points 2y ago
Yup, just a cup of Chai syrup

Oh I forgot to mention, she requires it to be poured straight from the carton. If we use the pump, she'll require us to make it again 🙃
TheLastAviator 19 points 2y ago
You can (and by policy, should) absolutely refuse to do that
mgordon14 11 points 2y ago
Yup, I'm aware! However my manager, as great as he is, isn't worried about that extra product used for he silly little drink

Also its easier than dealing with her BS
[deleted] 16 points 2y ago
i sighed when I saw the first modification. looking at the rest is just making me more tired lmao
sparkytheboomman 13 points 2y ago
This really is quite horrifying
kellyburns23 9 points 2y ago
Its not as bad as this but someone today got 11 pumps of frap roast in their triple grande caramel frap... the frap roast itself went past the bottom line. My coworker tried a small sip of it and almost threw up lmao
strangeyeena 5 points 2y ago
WTF?!?! Reminds me of these two drinks. Venti Carmel Frap, heavy cream, extra caramel, extra whip, extra chocolate drizzle. This person would get it twice-ish a week and would alternate with a trenta passion ice tea with 30+ of raspberry and classic.
kanyon01 4 points 2y ago
We have a regular who orders a venti iced quad cocoa cloud macchiato 10 pumps toffee nut, a venti strawberry açaí extra extra berries light water light ice, two venti golden ginger drinks 10 scoops powder 10 pumps ginger syrup in each double blended, a side cup extra mocha drizzle side cup extra caramel drizzle side cup extra golden powder, and a venti hot 10 pump hazelnut latte. And she orders all of this during peak in drive thru...
strangeyeena 5 points 2y ago
Slowly start to decline the quality of her drinks. Haha. Just kidding... unless?
ElizzyB 3 points 2y ago
Is she charged for all of the side cups? Why Starbucks is this ok?? Like thanks for alternating your 3rd place recently and giving us a “tad” bit of power back, but now you need to gather a little more respect for yourself and put your foot down on these extra extra orders. You know what I mean!
kanyon01 1 points 2y ago
Our store manager makes us not charge them for the side cups. She’s ridiculous and says they should get what they want. It’s a fine line because I want to have more respect for myself but I don’t want to be on her bad side
ianbz 9 points 2y ago
Just reading this makes me feel like I’m getting a stomach ulcer
ratch64 7 points 2y ago
Omg how much did this cost? This seems like a $25 drink. 😳
taylorann_2000 [OP] 16 points 2y ago
The only upcharge is the sf cinnamon dolce so it was about five and a half dollars at my location
seashelbss 4 points 2y ago
I used to have a REGULAR that would order a venti iced chai with 25 pumps of chai, a splash of nonfat and like 4 ice cubes.... it was horrifying every single time.
greenleafsheep 4 points 2y ago
What is with these customers that expect us to literally count ice cubes? This woman came through our DT and asked for venti iced chi with five ice cubes. I hand her the drink, she takes off the lid and counts the cubes. “I asked for FIVE ICE CUBES!!!!!” There were maybe 10 ice cubes.
hopelovepeace33 4 points 2y ago
No wonder she didn’t want ice because there is literally no room left for freaking ice 🤦🏻‍♀️
mkohlhorst 3 points 2y ago
It’s the no ice and add whip for me
romansapprentice 3 points 2y ago
why even bother with the sugar free at that point, i wonder?
pleasesurpriseme 1 points 2y ago
It’s sweeter than the regular syrup
sharris735 2 points 2y ago
It’s the add whip for me
43richierich43 2 points 2y ago
Rip fam
iqueefkief 2 points 2y ago
um i hope she’s ok
RueCamp2 2 points 2y ago
It looks like expired coffee that must be tossed out!!!
kreborn17 2 points 2y ago
I like chai, but our chai is sugar tea syrup
SkylerSayys 2 points 2y ago
Gotta say.... at least no ice. If it was iced how would you even make it?
GymLeaderFlame 2 points 2y ago
Jesus if I ever see an order like this id hope they plan on stretching it and adding 2% at home so she can have like 4 normal venti chais
pleasesurpriseme 1 points 2y ago
Op says she put a straw in it and drank it while driving off 🤢
lil_lesbean 2 points 2y ago
I have so many questions for whoever ordered this 🤢
BatWeary 2 points 2y ago
That’s disgusting
abigailsich 1 points 2y ago
We have a regular that gets one with 18 pumps of Chai and another with 16 🙂
Druskiii87 1 points 2y ago
ummmm....what? 22 pumps of chai????11 pumps of cinnamon dulce? They have a strong esophagus 🤣aint no way.
ACleverDoggo 1 points 2y ago
[incoherent screaming intensifies]
[deleted] 1 points 2y ago
That’s at LEAST 220 grams of sugar 🤢
jennyparks07 1 points 2y ago
I call it the chai spiral
JHOOOOBI 1 points 2y ago
That’s disgusting.
mayonaizmyinstrument 1 points 2y ago
Sweet mother of god
Elite_Y33T 1 points 2y ago
What size cup is that
sweetangel622 1 points 2y ago
They are probably gonna split it with someone and add their own milk at
Home
taylorann_2000 [OP] 8 points 2y ago
I would have thought that too if it weren't for the whipped cream and her drinking it through a straw as she left
Missjaneausten 1 points 2y ago
holy guacamole! chai is my favorite tea but I don’t love it THAT much. That woman must have a high caffeine tolerance too because chai has A LOT.....
AldiWillYouMarryMe 1 points 2y ago
No. That is just, it’s fucking criminal.
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