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SO I ALMOST LAUGHED IN HIS FACE (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by sunflower_0053
A man pulled up to the window and had ordered 2 pumpkin lattes one hot one iced. The drinks were out of his sight and as I went to return him his card he looks me dead in the eyes and asks me with a straight face,
"How will I know which one is hot and wich one is iced"
I didnt even respond to afraid that making a sound would trigger the laugh I was trying to hold down.
I handed him the tray and he goes
"Oh shit there in diferent cups cool!"
And I ran from the window to the back were I couldn't stop laughing for 30 minutes. Jesus what is wrong with people.
"How will I know which one is hot and wich one is iced"
I didnt even respond to afraid that making a sound would trigger the laugh I was trying to hold down.
I handed him the tray and he goes
"Oh shit there in diferent cups cool!"
And I ran from the window to the back were I couldn't stop laughing for 30 minutes. Jesus what is wrong with people.
Beap92 207 points 2y ago
Honestly that’s kind of sweet, it’s so dumb
stressbaked -45 points 2y ago
Swap sweet and dumb
Skitsskatss 141 points 2y ago
This has da vinky energy
mayonaizmyinstrument 10 points 2y ago
*Da Vinky?????*
But fr fuck you, I had JUST stopped saying that to everything
But fr fuck you, I had JUST stopped saying that to everything
Skitsskatss 4 points 2y ago
LMAOOO it’s been stuck in my head for so long now
Koalastars009 40 points 2y ago
Maybe they were sleepy, but people can really be that dumb. At my old job in a drive thru a woman asked which drink was the diet one. She ordered only one drink.
tacobasket 23 points 2y ago
When I was a barista I had a woman ask for iced hot chocolate. I couldn't help but just go "...so chocolate milk?"
hazydaisy420 11 points 2y ago
Oh no frozen hot chocolate is a thing. Second cup in Canada (and a few random local places I've found them to) has them and they are AMAZING!! You can find lots of recipes on line. Its more a hot chocolate frap, not just chocolate milk. My favourite is the chocolate with vanilla bean they were my "fancy coffee drink" when I was kid.
tacobasket 3 points 2y ago
Definitely agree frozen hot chocolate is taaaasty.
But, yeah, she didn't want frozen, she wanted iced. I definitely remember asking if she wanted a double chip frappuccino but she wanted iced hot chocolate. When I was working at sbux the recipe for hot chocolate and the chocolate milk for kids was pretty much the same, just one steamed milk and one not.
But, yeah, she didn't want frozen, she wanted iced. I definitely remember asking if she wanted a double chip frappuccino but she wanted iced hot chocolate. When I was working at sbux the recipe for hot chocolate and the chocolate milk for kids was pretty much the same, just one steamed milk and one not.
lover_of_pancakes 8 points 2y ago
I had that a couple times, but I'd just read it back as "chocolate milk" and the look of "aw fuck" on their faces was the best
tacobasket 5 points 2y ago
Ahhh I love that 😂. I had never heard it before and it took me by such surprise all I could do was ask the question "so like, milk?"
astivana 20 points 2y ago
Himbo energy
nelsda 12 points 2y ago
There is an idiot born every min. Working in customer services proves that.
Leahwallzorz 6 points 2y ago
Bless his soul, he is too innocent for this world 😂
bootrick 4 points 2y ago
This dude was clearly sent by wife and/or daughters. Poor man had no idea 🤣
connorthompson2 3 points 2y ago
himbo vibes
sholbyy 2 points 2y ago
I had a lady ask me this once at the handoff counter WHILE she was looking right at the drinks. I didn’t know how to answer it without sounding like an asshole, so I was just like “Well, the cold one feels cold, and the hot one will be hot.” She goes, “Oh, okay” and then picks them up, still looking puzzled. This was probably around 3 years ago now. I still wonder about her sometimes. I hope she’s doing okay in life.
randomyucky 0 points 2y ago
I have said stuff similar just to get employees at places to laugh when they seem like they are having a rough day, it's small enough that it doesn't inconvenience anyone but usually makes them smile atleast.
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acidlove_ 22 points 2y ago
Oh honey.
4filth 13 points 2y ago
I wanna know what was said lol
DraconidZinnia 6 points 2y ago
What did they say??
Philostic 12 points 2y ago
One drink is hot and one is cold.. It shouldn't be too difficult to tell the difference once you've got them in your hands.
Scottbaker68 3 points 2y ago
Tf lol
Unipanther368 3 points 2y ago
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