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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2020 - 10 - 28 - ID#jjtyut
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“I hate coffee” (i.redd.it)
submitted by proletarithot
[deleted] 101 points 2y ago
i have the opposite problem lmao. ppl order a white chocolate mocha and when i repeat it back as a white mocha theyre like “NO i SAID a white CHOCOLATE mocha”
like yes ma’am, mocha is chocolate.
ageese35 33 points 2y ago
Lol people really act like one word will change the drink completely 😂😂😂
ahhpoo 82 points 2y ago
mOcHA mEaNs CoFfEe
Remi-Chan 11 points 2y ago
Who the fuck said that i am going to throw hands
bryceofswadia 10 points 2y ago
It doesn’t mean coffee but from my understanding, the POS system labels the coffee chocolate drinks as mocha and the non coffee ones as chocolate. Like the Mocha Frappuccino with Coffee is “Mocha Frappuccino” but the Chocolate Crème Frappuccino is labeled “Chocolate Frappuccino”
matroid21 64 points 2y ago
Had a guy ask for the white mocha with sweet cream with less coffee. I responded with my default, "So, the normal is three shots of espresso, how many would you like?" His response, "Why are you talking about espresso, I want a white mocha not espresso." I try to explain, "Yeah, the white mocha has espresso in it," and he cuts me off, yelling about how he didn't ask for espresso, he wants a white mocha with less coffee. First car of my shift, really set the tone for the day.
YellowSphinx 44 points 2y ago
brings back memories of a time when I was a closer. It was so busy I ran out of mocha and since I was by myself I couldn’t make another one. 2 minutes before close a man came in and I told him I had run out of mocha. He said “that’s okay. I want CHOCOLATE “ 🙃
SilverXiao 25 points 2y ago
I would've just dumped some bar cocoa powder in it with hot water and locked the doors
DingusFringle 9 points 2y ago
Man I swear to Glob the minute you says "I'm out of mocha" the the exact moment ppl don't understand what chocolate is and also the point where sanity breaks (I had a woman start crying. Like grown ass 45 year old with the Karen haircut, I didn't know what to do)
'ill have a caramel mocha then....oh okay a mocha frappe...oh. okay a hot chocolate! " 😭
CobaltLemon 5 points 2y ago
Listen, I cried one day because the KFC/LJS combo didn’t have Sweet and Sour. I was so exited to finally find a LJS after I moved and was so disappointed they only had KFC sides. Then now S&S. I just broke down. 😂😂

Sometimes dumb things make you cry rather what’s really bothering you.
DingusFringle 1 points 2y ago
I agree that a lot of the time there's underlying reasons for people's reactions, but sometimes a cigar is just a cigar lol
The city I live in has a very high poverty and homeless rate, a lot of addiction and virtually no middle class just poverty and wealthy. It's hard not to shake your head at people who have their day ruined by one particular coffee shop not having chocolate when there's three other Starbucks withing 5 minute drive and around 10 (imo better) local coffee shops that can offer you the chocolately drank of your dreams lol. This lady was driving a very nice vechile and had options, I just have a really hard time wrapping my brain around crying over an over priced drink when there's still other options to get the exact drink you want or other very similar options especially when people 20 feet away from you that can't afford to eat that day , that's my shitty bias though. I need to remind myself that suffering is suffering ...either way I'm sorry you didn't get your sauce and hope you're one day able to enjoy the sides of your choosing
bonafidekiller 7 points 2y ago
This reminds of the $1
hailvy 31 points 2y ago
This chick today in drive through -

“Can I get a venti iced chocolate mocha”

Barista: “alright, one venti iced mocha-“

Chick: “NooOO I said o N E VENTI iced CHOCK O LATE mocha”

Barista: “k”
SilverXiao 18 points 2y ago
Once she got to the window I would've said "here is your venti iced CAFFE MOCHA"
tang0foxtr0t 8 points 2y ago
I had a woman ask me how to find a mocha on the app, and I told her and she said “oh but that says caffe mocha” and I just didn’t know how to respond
hailvy 2 points 2y ago
It’s like when people ask for a caffe latte and I type it in, and they get upset when the screen says latte and not caffe latte -.-
blueravefox 15 points 2y ago
me in my head: just say “ok”
proletarithot [OP] 14 points 2y ago
Me listening to other partners over-explaining drinks: pls just say “ok” and send the order
skagod02 8 points 2y ago
“I want a latte with white chocolate... NOT. a mocha. A latte. Please.” “Ok no problem” “make sure it’s NOT a mocha I want a latte with white chocolate” like ok karen that’s exactly the same thing but go off lmfao
tang0foxtr0t 8 points 2y ago
She probably things it’ll be cheaper if you put it in like that or something. Jokes on her.
skagod02 2 points 2y ago
Lol she came back today, my coworker with more patience than I have explained that it’s the same but more expensive, she still insisted on getting the latte 🤣
moderncarrot 7 points 2y ago
i’ve gotten “can i get a white mocha” “ok a white chocolate mocha” “NO CHOCOLATE” too many times
hungrytiredafraid 4 points 2y ago
lmaoooo this happened last nighttt
AmpedAjax 3 points 2y ago
Starbucks customers can be the most wack people out there
Luv_1313 3 points 2y ago
Ha ha lol. I tell them are you the barista or me👀🤣🌞
spromari 2 points 2y ago
tfw someone asks for a hot chocolate with espresso but they don't want caffeine cuz iT'lL kEep ThEm uP 4 HOOOOUUUUUURRRRSSSS
Luv_1313 2 points 2y ago
Starbucks pretty much means coffee or tea. Go to 711 or Baskin Robbins for a sweet drink 😱🤯
drinkliquidclocks 19 points 2y ago
I wish you were right, but if you look at our menu you're wrong... The menu, and our orders, are mostly just sugar overload
Nigee_Ogee 2 points 2y ago
Like whattt??????
_SteveAllie 1 points 2y ago
Oh my gosh I didn’t know this was a thing. But the other day a guy was yelling at me that he wanted a hot mocha with no coffee
“NO ESPRESSO JUST MOCHA ABSOLUTELY NO COFFEE JUST CHOCOLATE”
“...so you want a hot chocolate?”
lizarrrds 1 points 2y ago
Oh my god. One time this woman came in and ordered a white chocolate mocha and my coworker... made it and called it out as a “white mocha”. The lady says “I wanted the white chocolate not the white mocha.”

My coworker tried so hard to explain to her that it was the same thing and she was so extremely nice about it too but this lady would not have it. I think she had it out for my coworker because she pointed to me and said “can you have her make it”. So I make a white mocha, exactly like my coworker had made and hand it off. She makes a point to thank me and walks off with it. Wtf?????
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