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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2020 - 11 - 13 - ID#jtjqli
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Mentally I am here (i.redd.it)
submitted by Emotional-Scene-477
jessie_eh 114 points 2y ago
Add milk in it at home and it’s basically white chocolate milk with a little *razzle dazzle*
C10ckw0rks 8 points 2y ago
I don’t know why this made me cackle but it did
King-GoergeIII 53 points 2y ago
I just want to know how someone got to this level
GoldTurds- 33 points 2y ago
Work around for not being able to buy the sauce alone lol
FlyingQuokka 9 points 2y ago
But then why add in the ice and the espresso?
Saradigm 44 points 2y ago
Oh no no. I could never be 15 pumps depressed, and white mocha is my favorite. Single shot. Jeez. Wow.
Saradigm 14 points 2y ago
Like that’s not just depression, it’s self hatred
ProletarianProblems 33 points 2y ago
Yikes. Starbucks should have to pay a sugar tax to fund healthcare.
evava333 31 points 2y ago
These orders concern me.. got someone who ordered 25 pumps of classic in a refresher the other day...
kreborn17 15 points 2y ago
Ewww
mrsnataliehooper 10 points 2y ago
I had someone order an iced coffee worh 7 pumps of mocha, heavy cream, caramel drizzle, 6 pumps of classic amd 5 pumps of liquid cane. I wanted to die inside mentally
Remi-Chan 3 points 2y ago
I had an order for a black tea with ten pumps of raspberry and liquid cane and 2 percent milk. What is this drink supposed o taste like??????
sweetyang 15 points 2y ago
Omgs who hurt you
aerkyanite 12 points 2y ago
This drink says, "Ha! You cant be depressed if you're dying of sugar poisoning."
Millerboycls09 2 points 2y ago
Can't be sad in a diabetic coma
sir_ramen 10 points 2y ago
In my area (at least that I know of) there was a 'fad' where people ordered water... with syrup in it.
aimsthename88 10 points 2y ago
Pretty sure that happened everywhere... to the point where Starbucks came out and said it has to be rung up as a custom tea (like $4) instead of a water + syrup (like $0.50).
G37_is_numberletter 9 points 2y ago
Nice, so you’re single?
growinginnyc 1 points 2y ago
You were my only shot...
BlackWunWun 9 points 2y ago
It's a reverse pure cocaine
peachiez_ 8 points 2y ago
blink twice if u need help
hellopie7 6 points 2y ago
I feel like someone accidentally hit 1 before 5. Either that or they underestimated how big 15 pumps can be lol
Emotional-Scene-477 [OP] 7 points 2y ago
trust me. i heard it on head set and my partner on dto confirmed it twice lol
dnims24 3 points 2y ago
Damn sis who hurt you?
quality_reading 3 points 2y ago
Sugar crash incoming...
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GaggleGuy 2 points 2y ago
"Uhm ma'am you forgot the ice."

/s
Avocadobike 1 points 2y ago
At least they didn’t want extra caramel drizzle and cold foam. No shake? Bonus stars!!! It’s those drinks that make us realize there’s much more going on in the world than we realize and we are probably better off than we thought...”Thank you, and have a great weekend!”
1partwitch 1 points 2y ago
What on earth would someone even do with this?
Savmac1020 1 points 2y ago
holy f
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