part of the reason why I call it by its actual name so customers don't think that there's any medicinal benefits in the drink. I mean it has steamed lemonade why would that be good for you lol

there were these two girls who came through once. i knew they were partaking in the devil’s lettuce bc they were overly giggly. but man they were hacking up a lung. i told them i needed to see them use hand sanitizer before i would help them at the window. if you wanna do the unholy plant, fine. but don’t cough that bad during a pandemic without a mask.

So much sugar