disco_covfefe 7 points 2y ago
someone today ordered a pike in our cafe, i asked him for cream and sugar, he said no... tried to hand it off and he said, can you put a splash of cream?.... sure dude. So i go to pour out a small amount out, because ya know... I am adding cream. I may not be a physicist, but I know how volume works in hot coffee cups. Too much coffee in cup= big owie and big messy.
WOAH WOAH WOAH DON'T POUR IT OUT this man YELLS. I said... it's really full I don't want you to spill it and burn yourself. He said "it's fine I just want a dot of cream". SIR. I ALSO DO NOT WANT TO BURN \*myself\*
Junkie-lumberjack 6 points 2y ago
Had a woman look me dead in the eye once as she poured half her tea into the bin...