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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2020 - 12 - 10 - ID#katxh7
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ChemicalBarnacle 52 points 2y ago
Anyone else get those customers who want the weird vanilla bean Frappuccino’s with strawberry purée on the bottom??
kandiwarriorprincess 24 points 2y ago
And the holiday sprinkles on top
nbd_030303 21 points 2y ago
“Do you guys have that snowman frapp?”
Mom7002 17 points 2y ago
They tell us puree on the bottom, middle and top. Plus the holiday sprinkles. You get what you get and you don't get upset. Puree doesn't just sit there. It spreads all through the cup. There is no layering.
thrashnsass 10 points 2y ago
I taught kindergarten for a year. Now, I’ve brought my favorite classroom saying into the cafe with me “You’ll get what you get and you won’t throw a fit.”
Coffeeaftersex [OP] 4 points 2y ago
It sounds SUPER SWEET but then again customers don't actually come for coffee, they come for their sugar 🙃
KelseyDove 3 points 2y ago
I’ve tried it without the sprinkles, it pretty much tastes like a strawberry cream Frappuccino. I also tried the heavy cream version and I ended up liking that one more, just because it’s creamier and tastes like strawberry ice cream.
Sauceyd0ugh 38 points 2y ago
The worst part is customers expect us to know each and every tik tok drink.
Emroseyyy88 4 points 2y ago
I absolutely go crazy internally when customers go “yea I want that one tik tok drink”......WHICH ONE?! I don’t go on Tik Tok searching for this garbage. Nor do I care to.
Sauceyd0ugh 2 points 2y ago
This one lady and her son spent ten minutes lecturing me while I was making drinks about how “Starbucks should know about their secret menu and fan made drinks” like no we fucking shouldn’t.
Emroseyyy88 1 points 2y ago
Seriously, those are the people that find ANY reason to complain! Like just shut up, order your crappy drink and GO!!! 😂😂😂 I had a Karen encounter today where she literally was too dumb to process what I was saying, so I looked at my shift and went “can you handle this? I need a moment”. I walked to the back and 2 minutes later he came and told me once he talked to her that she apologized for how she treated me. Couldn’t wait for me to come out to apologize to my face. Mind you I spend a lot of time on bar, and generally I solo. The amount of people who bitch and moan to me while I’m 10 drinks deep and mobiles won’t stop coming in, I’ve just learned to tune them out. I just continue making drinks and calling them out. I have zero time or energy to deal with a customer being inconvenienced but the smallest and stupidest things. 😪
Silver0221 17 points 2y ago
How about the ones that play the videos at the drive thru speaker on the highest volume. It always surprises me that they don't even bother memorizing the recipe.
Coffeeaftersex [OP] 7 points 2y ago
Luckily, I have never had a customer do that but it sounds like a nightmare.
Canadiansbux 2 points 2y ago
They do it at the till too. I can't hear a thing through the pexi glass lol.
conn663 9 points 2y ago
if i here, “can i have an ice kinder bueno mocha”. WHERE DO YOU SEE THAT ON THE MENU!!
proletarithot 8 points 2y ago
I am not convinced that corporate isn’t whispering these atrocities to tik tokers for profit. The modifiers take a $5 drink and shoot it up to $8
BatWeary 5 points 2y ago
don’t forget the ones who say “i want that tiktok drink” and argue with you because you must know what they want...even though they haven’t actually explained what they want
Coffeeaftersex [OP] 1 points 2y ago
I HATE THAT.

Especially when they just show you a picture and sometimes that isn't enough to know the ingredients for the drink.
BatWeary 1 points 2y ago
exactly!! like there’s 1 million tiktok drinks that we get every day
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RedVelvet292 2 points 2y ago
If it’s ordered so much then we remember the drink order. Like for example the Santa Frappuccino.
matchababyy 1 points 2y ago
before i get boo'd off stage, i tried one the other day called "the grinch" (i made it during my shift lol) and .. it was so sweet. i reminded me vaguely of a sugar cookie and i loved it. not an everyday thing though for me personally
StienXx 1 points 2y ago
I swear to God
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GIPPINSNIPPINS -4 points 2y ago
What is a good drink to make tell the Starbucks barista that isn’t on the menu? This sounds awesome! I’ve never heard of this!
ajades1013 3 points 2y ago
Is this sarcasm
GIPPINSNIPPINS 1 points 2y ago
Honestly, no. I’m sorry the way that it came off. I was thinking you could make your own drink cheaper if you make your own. Am I right? Or will it cost more if I try to “build” it. Again I’m so sorry to the baristas who I have offended!
bilbobaggouts 4 points 2y ago
Often it's more expensive when you build the drink up, this isn't offensive in the slightest idk what anyone has against a custom order unless the customer is a baby bitch lmao
GIPPINSNIPPINS 0 points 2y ago
Please explain “baby bitch” 😂😂
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