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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2020 - 12 - 16 - ID#ke964a
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i lost sleep last night (i.redd.it)
submitted by Emotional-Scene-477
beccsdanielle 90 points 2y ago
how u gon get 1 shot of decaf and blonde
Emotional-Scene-477 [OP] 49 points 2y ago
i think it’s just because the drink is standard marked blonde
beccsdanielle 8 points 2y ago
true
junglejims4322 55 points 2y ago
This proves people don’t know what they’re ordering. Can’t even do decaf blonde or pull ristretto in a single shot.. How does someone confidently order this in drive thru??
Emotional-Scene-477 [OP] 27 points 2y ago
they asked decaf, blonde is there because it’s standard for the drink
junglejims4322 16 points 2y ago
Correct. You still can’t pull ristretto as a single shot, unless you just use half of the two shots. Just making the point how people are stupid.
RekoJeeves 8 points 2y ago
This is off topic but how does 1/3 or 2/3 decaf work on something without 3 shots? There’s an option in the POS but it always concerned me...
KittenCatAttack 31 points 2y ago
To me, 2/3 decaf = decaf
junglejims4322 6 points 2y ago
If I’m not mistaken the mastrenas have a double and quad shot option for 1/2 decaf. For example if you were to to get a grande quad caramel macchiato and you asked 1/3 decaf I would pull a double of 1/2 decaf and do two more regular shots. I don’t think those measurements are exactly correct but its the closest you would get to 1/3 decaf.
E-hugs519 27 points 2y ago
How did your DTO not point a few things out to this person?
Emotional-Scene-477 [OP] 33 points 2y ago
oh trust me...they did
MarimBeth 21 points 2y ago
The only thing they kept is the nasty ass honey syrup.

They deserve what they got.
Ai_Takahashi 4 points 2y ago
Y'all don't like the honey syrup?
beccsdanielle 10 points 2y ago
that looks terrible
officialsmolkid 8 points 2y ago
Today’s episode of that’s not a flat white
olddertybasterd 7 points 2y ago
Been out of the game for a good long while. Wtf even is this?
Arith_Medic_WasTaken 5 points 2y ago
I just tried it. Sooooo bad.
bridgecat 5 points 2y ago
My brain glitched while reading that.
cxbar 5 points 2y ago
this gave me whiplash
TheLastAviator 5 points 2y ago
YOU CAN TELL PEOPLE NO

Every time I see a post like this I wonder what the hell the management is doing at your stores that your baristas on drive/pos feel like they have to ring up any crazy thing a customer demands. Seriously, I’m a shift and I promise you’re allowed to tell people no, and if I heard someone trying to order that that’s exactly what I’d expect my drivethru partner to do. It’s okay to be assertive and tell the customer that no, we will not be blending a flat white, but if she wants a blended drink we can build a Frappuccino for her. The fact that I see these posts so often tells me y’all have some really terrible shift supervisors, and I’m sorry about that-Part of the point of having a shift is to have someone who is empowered to stand up for their baristas when customers are being ridiculous like this, and if customers are bullying you into doing things you don’t have to your shift is failing you
kobo15 11 points 2y ago
Bro no one said they were being bullied. If that’s what the customer wants..... that’s what they’re paying for. As a shift I shouldn’t try to stop this, maybe clarify and make sure that’s what the person actually wants, but there’s no need to stop it
brownieprincess33 5 points 2y ago
I think it was a hypothetical
Emotional-Scene-477 [OP] 5 points 2y ago
exactly :)
Emotional-Scene-477 [OP] 4 points 2y ago
my shifts are great actually. my management are rockstars too. just easier not to argue sometimes :)
sararhiannon__ 5 points 2y ago
Plz wipe your printer
sten45 5 points 2y ago
damn they decafed themselves
kobo15 4 points 2y ago
I could almost go along with it until the double blended
brownieprincess33 3 points 2y ago
Omg I didn’t even see that part I could cry
MarimBeth 3 points 2y ago
Wat
Ashesremindme 2 points 2y ago
Can I just reiterate how sick I am of people wanting vanilla sweet cold foam on every god damned cold drink? It's like the Starbucks customer base as a whole found this and latched on to it. Why??
brownieprincess33 2 points 2y ago
How? Just how like what does this mean?? Decaf and blonde? That’s the difference between night and day. Unless they started making decaf blonde after I left in March
LaReyna1030 2 points 2y ago
Nope! Still no blonde decaf.
meloscav 1 points 2y ago
You can’t get blonde and decaf I— did they complain about the taste???
Emotional-Scene-477 [OP] 1 points 2y ago
blonde is standard for the drink. wasnt changed.
jag614 1 points 2y ago
I was honestly looking for the joke because the first thing I read was single and blonde lol
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