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Straight from Tiktok and the Secret Menu, the Official Wonder Woman 1984 Drink! (i.redd.it)
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ladycali87 173 points 2y ago
Wonder how long it'll take before we legit get someone asking for the secret menu drink that's blue, lol
ToritoBurito 56 points 2y ago
Had someone come into our drive thru asking for a “blue refresher” ma’am that’s windex
xmlcx1 2 points 2y ago
i had someone order a ‘blueberry Frappuccino’ and when i told them we didn’t have it, they said “any blue frappuccino would be fine :)” and drove past our DT speaker lmao
EeePeeTee 14 points 2y ago
The best foods are blue.

https://youtu.be/AxSZX8mzX_Q
whycantibeamermaid 13 points 2y ago
Blue has the most antioxidants.
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Calsan1 144 points 2y ago
I know it's just window cleaner, but I'll be damned if that doesn't look appetizing.
Raspberry_Just 113 points 2y ago
at first i was thinking: okay. strawberry inclusions. whipped cream. now what is that. is that? oh. ohhhhhhh.
DylaFer 12 points 2y ago
😂😂😂😂 this comment tho “oh. Ohhhhh” aahhahahaha I’m dead. (Would be if I drank this drink, too) ohhhhhh
Resolution_Spare 4 points 2y ago
My exact thought process. 🤣
OriginalJokeGoesHere 90 points 2y ago
Needs some urnex topping for that extra c r o n c h imo
EeePeeTee 38 points 2y ago
I wanted to do Golden Ginger powder because Diana is finally getting the Golden Eagle armor but we're out.
jamesfrancey88 3 points 2y ago
I think the golden ginger powder might actually kill someone
CalDoesMaths 2 points 2y ago
I was thinking maybe grinder cleaner
preston136 56 points 2y ago
Story time. So our Starbucks store is in a travel plaza on thruway, So way back when before I even worked in Starbucks probably about 3 or 4 years ago, we had a manager that everyone hated he literally didn't do anything just sat around all day eating cheeseburgers. His favorite drink from Starbucks was a vanilla bean frap, one day he ordered it and he received the drink and said it was supposed to be blue for some reason, so the barista there added "dip it" an extremely toxic cleaner to turn it blue. Idk when he actually realized there was dip it in his frap, but anyway someone tried to poison our manager and it almost worked
wheres_mayramaines 24 points 2y ago
👁👄👁
DylaFer 6 points 2y ago
😳😳😳😳 this I cannot support. The “oh. Ohhhh” comment is as far as I can morally go
MeanGreenBeanOnBar 5 points 2y ago
You my good sir are a green bean
DylaFer 1 points 2y ago
Me? A green bean? Lol. Try again.
TheFifthCrow 41 points 2y ago
After this week of work, I’m ready to down at least three of these
InfernalAngelblades 27 points 2y ago
You are not alone. Christmas is in 6 days & I work 4 of those.
DingusFringle 11 points 2y ago
RIP , you got this though <3
Tlw91 36 points 2y ago
Soooo question, has anyone experienced customers ordering hot drinks with sweet cream cold foam in it yet? I had two today.
Silly_Goose2 26 points 2y ago
Yes. They're cautioned it will sink/melt immediately. They order anyways. It then... Sinks and melts immediately! Good use of a dollar there.
Tlw91 8 points 2y ago
I told both of the customers that was not how said drink was made, one of them ordered the infamous tiktok whire mocha drink but hot...
hannahanjuna 13 points 2y ago
Had that yesterday, girl was so upset because it wasn’t what she wanted and clarified the “TikTok” drink 🙄
Tlw91 11 points 2y ago
Jeez... then they look at us like we are dumb, when we know what goes in what drink and they order some off the wall made up bs.
hannahanjuna 9 points 2y ago
I know I was like “girl sorry I am not on TikTok I don’t know the trends” 🤦🏼‍♀️😂🙄
Tlw91 7 points 2y ago
Lmao, our master barista thought it was a great idea to make a sign that said something along the lines of try out these tiktok drinks... so everyone was orderimg them at one point, we took down the sign after a few days to a week 🤣
Resolution_Spare 3 points 2y ago
They’ve been doing this for 2 months at my store. 🤷🏻‍♀️
Tlw91 2 points 2y ago
I DONT UNDERSTAND THE LOGIC BEHIND IT
YellowSphinx 22 points 2y ago
I remember once a man came in and ordered a blue drink. He showed us the recipe and it was made with Cafiza. He got really angry when we refused to make it for him. We told him he’d die. He wanted it anyway. Tried telling him we could make it without the Cafiza lol. He was convinced that it wouldn’t be blue without it. what a day...
Abi212 18 points 2y ago
Sorry I downvoted it first I thought it was real and from blueberrries 🙈
Resolution_Spare 2 points 2y ago
I did the same! Lmao
snarkysnape 17 points 2y ago
Trump would approve.
cs_phoenix 7 points 2y ago
No entiendo
FoxyOnTheRun_ 14 points 2y ago
try it with a couple pumps of oven cleaner! really takes it to the next level 😊
nateilebode 9 points 2y ago
I hope you put the multi-surface cleaner as your base
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ReformedWheeze 9 points 2y ago
b l u e g a t o r a d e 😍
apartment_town 7 points 2y ago
Frappajappajooza
Rexeagle 6 points 2y ago
Limited time you can only drink it once, it's the last drink you'll ever actually enjoy
Alana_Chowdhury_ 5 points 2y ago
Oh no
misodeadinside 4 points 2y ago
I was confused on the blue color then I saw that there was a reason for the cleaner in the pic. Ah yes, keep those insides extra clean.
DaydreamsAreNotMeds 3 points 2y ago
DO *NOT*
Resolution_Spare 2 points 2y ago
I can’t stop thinking about this post. Bless you.
EeePeeTee 1 points 2y ago
Thanks for appreciating the joke!
sweetcerulean 2 points 2y ago
It needs some forbidden mentos for that sparkly mouth feel
mac_no_chez 2 points 2y ago
I had someone ask for something blue forever ago and we were like.. unless you wanna die. We got nothing blue
P_2_P 2 points 2y ago
Passion tea and soy milk make this weird blueish color.
Dopio_Depresso 2 points 2y ago
Please stop.
Dopio_Depresso 3 points 2y ago
Oh, it's a joke, ha...haha. Lyra it is.
devin__niveb 2 points 2y ago
No
madelyn_elizabeth02 2 points 2y ago
What the heck is that
chadofgaming 1 points 2y ago
Is it bad I want to try this?
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cyan_reynolds -25 points 2y ago
Not to be the buzzkill, but please do not ever blend cleaning supplies in food safe equipment. This is incredibly irresponsible and someone could get seriously sick.
EeePeeTee 28 points 2y ago
Not blended and it's Gatorade, champ. It's a stunt. Good talk.
meloscav 3 points 2y ago
I don’t even think it’s blended. I can see ice cubes I’m pretty sure.
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