Oh, that's not a croissant. That's my soul. Sorry, I forgot it in your oven. It was cold and soulless so I tried warming it in the oven. Obviously didn't work.

thought it was a turd.

One time one of my partners put a sandwich in the oven right before going on his break. He didn’t actually start the oven though and he forgot about it

It was his sandwich

Was the customer still waiting for it? And if so, did you just casually slip it into a pastry bag and hand off as if nothing were wrong?

When I was a barista one of my coworkers managed to start a cheese danish on fire in the oven. We used to joke that we had to save the cheese danishes for her

i’d love to work at a store that is so not busy, u just forget things in the oven and no one notices 🥺

i heard before i started working there one of my coworkers set a cookie on fire and panicked and just tossed it in the bin of plastic that then also caught fire

That’s the grandma from that spongebob episode about selling chocolate

giving vantablack a run for its money 😳

I literally thought this was coffee grounds on parchment

Can i have it double toasted

SOMEbody’s getting a/this lump of coal for Christmas.

That’s gonna show up in the stockings of our customers who refuse to wear their masks

I forgot a turkey bacon in the oven last week and it looks just like it

Forbidden cookie crumbles topping

,,now listen closely: I want a quadro iced white Mocha, Extra whip, extra-extra WM, double blended, no ice, and a croissant baked exactly 64 times- do you think you can manage that?!"

I can smell that

Nice n crispy

Rookie move

My shift forgot a warming paper in the oven, it looked like burnt seaweed lol

Yo I once was taking a double smoked out of the oven and the grease dripped off the paper and onto my fucking arm.

I love how this has so many upvotes lol

LMAAAOOOOO

Okay. But you at least took a bite right?

One time when I was opening I forgot I left a grilled cheese in the oven... I've been very careful ever since. I always wait 5 seconds before it finishes by the door..

Rough day mate ?

I did that to a display sandwich once. It was like a brick when I finally opened the oven.

Croiss’aint

Long story but when we had those nasty gummy bears i put one in a condiment bar shaker and then in the oven as a prisoner and then clocked out and went home. This was after the overnights came in. I called once I remembered and had no explanation but when the shift opened the oven she screamed “OH MY GOD” and the shaker had melted in there.

Someone in my building (obviously student housing) basically did this but at two in the motherfucking morning and we alllllllllll got evacuated when the smoke alarms went off, three firetrucks came, Flat 18 got publicly called out by the Fire Captain, everyone booed as they shuffled to the door to explain themselves. It was 45° and drizzly, we were not thriving.

Happened again two weeks later, except at 3am, different flat, and this time the smoke detectors had like a seizure and so they went off every five minutes for about 45 seconds straight for over an hour. If it was a psychological experiment, I did not give informed consent. Unethical.

LMAO I've seen that before. Tragic isn't it?

RYAN STARTED THE FIRE!

Must have been a slow part of the day for warming lol

This happened a few times at my store, but it never got to this point since we were using the ovens so much in the morning. I find crispy brown warming paper in the oven all the time though

That looks like something you'd barricade inside a museum ngl

But how did it taste?

Crispy