I wish I was. I also wish the guy who came in asking “is it true you ram out of caramel macchiatos?!” Wasn’t a dick when he clearly saw how busy we were. I said we weren’t out of espresso yet and I can make the drink with dark caramel and he said okay. Clearly saw were busy and said he came in because the drive thru was too busy (were one of the only ones open around) and he said “I don’t wanna be that guy but where’s my drink? I’ve been waiting for at least 15 min”. All I said is “well tooooo fukkin bad!” And then reality set in and what actually came out was “I’m sorry but you see how busy we are” and he cut me off with “that’s why I don’t wanna be that guy” but like you were. Twice!

Me: “everyone had the same idea right? I don’t know where your drink is but give it a few more”.