Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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Someone asked me if we had "guava chips." (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by chuhai-drinker
I said, "you mean java chips?"
"No. *guava* chips. G-U-A-V-A."
"No. *guava* chips. G-U-A-V-A."
FoxyOnTheRun_ 75 points 2y ago
God help us if they were the same pink as the juice. Tiktok would break its neck coming up with “secret menu” drinks.
GuyFawkesOrHtSWaLtB 38 points 2y ago
Years ago, we had a green bean, who didn't know what java chips were, add a special note to a slip asking for "Guava Chips". Same guy when asked "How is it going?" always replied "I feel like I'm on a beach somewhere"...he may have often been in 'an altered state'.
FelicityCecilia 7 points 2y ago
Perhaps, or just really depressed. :(
(Maybe both? Dunno, wont judge its only starbs)
(Maybe both? Dunno, wont judge its only starbs)
lily-amber 21 points 2y ago
LMAO my favorite question so far is “what cheese is on the bacon gouda?”
Millerboycls09 7 points 2y ago
"Bacon"
Spiritual_Cat_4168 2 points 2y ago
gosh before i worked at starbucks my mom called the chocolate curls “toffee curls” FOR WHATEVER REASON & so now that i work there i’m literally stuck calling then toffee curls 🤦🏽♀️wtf
dayahorne 2 points 2y ago
Oh my god I got that question yesterday
chuhai-drinker [OP] 2 points 2y ago
What is this? More tiktok dumbassery?
lilBalzac 2 points 2y ago
I LOVE guano chips!!
DragonS0l 1 points 2y ago
I just got asked that yesterday too. She asked for a guava chip frappuccino. I wonder if this is an actual thing.
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