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Full History - 2020 - 12 - 31 - ID#ko52y4
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She said she wanted to maybe try some new things... (i.redd.it)
submitted by saturn235
[deleted] 56 points 2y ago
As always, I’m here to provide some context.

That’s over 1,300 calories in syrup *alone*.
wheres_mayramaines 5 points 2y ago
That sounds like diabetes to me....yikes.

How much would this cost??
I feel like an AH when I order cinnamon in my iced coffee 🤣🤣
[deleted] 11 points 2y ago
About $14.

I just rang it up in my app. They definitely used a Reward.
wheres_mayramaines 6 points 2y ago
Yikes...how is there not a monetary limit on that yet?!
_candlestick 14 points 2y ago
she really asked for 3 types of cold foam and extra whip
ih8yogurt 3 points 2y ago
Id layer it all lol
lea-oppalove 7 points 2y ago
I love when mobile orders add the ingredients that already come as part of the standard recipe... it happens so often that I've concluded that any drop down menu that gets pressed (even just to view the options) will print out on the ticket.

That being said, anything that did NOT come in the drink by standard was added without a second thought as to how the drink will actually taste, nor how much it costs, and 'trying new things' is vastly understated 😂
NothingToSeeFolks 7 points 2y ago
🤢
boats_du_foam 6 points 2y ago
This looks like a high schooler got a $25 gift card for Christmas and ordered this just to be extra.
Dunber1234 6 points 2y ago
I hope she burns in hell
[deleted] -22 points 2y ago
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Wafer-Academic 13 points 2y ago
no????? because the barista had to figure out how to make this drink when it literally makes no sense?? look at how much syrup is in that cup. customer also wants five shots of espresso, sweet cream foam, extra cinnamon almond milk foam, plain cold foam, extra whipped cream, but also there’s supposed to be ice and cold brew in this cup ???? how can all of these items be fit into this cup? the amount of syrups is the absolute least of the issues here
[deleted] -25 points 2y ago
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Wafer-Academic 22 points 2y ago
yeah, i see your point because obviously i fucking get it, but op is allowed to bitch about such a ridiculous drink order. and i absolutely do not believe you could make this with no problem. there is absolutely an issue of running out of room in the cup for all of these modifiers, even with all of your “credentials” that you were so kind to brag about. there’s no mention of light ice, so technically a standard amount of ice should be added. what then, oh wise one?
nightkat89 3 points 2y ago
Wow you sound full of yourself. I bet you’re a pleasure to work with
wheres_mayramaines 2 points 2y ago
You dont sound very stressed
tang0foxtr0t 1 points 2y ago
okay, bootlicker
Wafer-Academic 12 points 2y ago
also, trentas don’t have a dome lid, so the extra whip means there’s even less room in the cup for the coffee and three different cold foams this person wants. i’m a five year partner and my head hurts trying to think about how to build this monstrosity
ih8yogurt 5 points 2y ago
Wait is that just the syrup in the cup..?
saturn235 [OP] 2 points 2y ago
It’s not even all the syrup we cut it down type pumps instead of five
ih8yogurt 1 points 2y ago
To how many?
saturn235 [OP] 1 points 2y ago
Two
bigmacwithnobeef 4 points 2y ago
at this point, I feel like people are just messing around in the app & want to see if we could really make it... with that I say, kindly, fuck off.
mholder92 3 points 2y ago
That is 35 pumps of syrup that alone would be toooo much without even adding the obnoxious amount of toppings. At this point I doubt you could even put any coffee in that cup
saturn235 [OP] 3 points 2y ago
Less than an inch
nateilebode 3 points 2y ago
Not gonna lie I would refuse to make this. This is absurd
Tomato_96 2 points 2y ago
No way in hell would I make that monstrosity
Momisch420 2 points 2y ago
goodness me that's just sugar
bumpinpumpkin468 2 points 2y ago
OH NO!!!
EmpressDaniQ 1 points 2y ago
HOW DO YOU GET ALL THOSE TOPPINGS ON???
saturn235 [OP] 1 points 2y ago
A lot of space left at the top
P_2_P 1 points 2y ago
Where does the cold brew go?
Js_On_My_Yeet 1 points 2y ago
I would have just put every kind of milk some shots and then random foam and hope they don't come back
[deleted] 1 points 2y ago
Somebody is baked
Coffeeaftersex 1 points 2y ago
I wish there was a *delete* button on this drink.
stealth1307 1 points 2y ago
All I can say is YIKES 😳
hhtptai 1 points 2y ago
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