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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2021 - 01 - 05 - ID#krb7vq
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Me, ~150 times today: “Hi, I just want to let you know that our espresso machine is broken so we can’t make any drinks with espresso or steamed milks.” Them: “Does that include lattes?” (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by FutureKnightMaybe
Me: “Yes, unfortunately I am unable to make that since it is made of espresso shots and steamed milk.”
Them: *shocked pikachu face*

On the bright side, most people just accepted the sad situation and didn’t yell at me :D
subaruforesters 45 points 2y ago
people truly do not know what they're buying
FutureKnightMaybe [OP] 32 points 2y ago
One lady was dejected she couldn’t get a caramel macchiato bc I explained it had espresso, and then she asked for it iced which I also had to tell her had espresso. To be fair, I didn’t know the differences in coffee before I worked with it.
taybay462 3 points 2y ago
Right but, you dont need to work at a coffee place to figure out that hot and iced versions of drinks have the same core ingredients. Im also super curious as to what people like that think is in a latte. Im just lurking here i work at dunkin but the amount of times people ask for cream in their latte makes my head spin. One (1) person actually knew that a latte is mostly milk and truly wanted the cream, the rest had no idea. I would say "lattes are made with mostly milk, do you still want cream in it?" 99% of the time they say no
FelicityCecilia 1 points 2y ago
Not their fault really, Starbucks is so complicated haha
KarluhO 30 points 2y ago
Me starting with “just to let you know, we are all out of pastries due to supplier constraints”


“So you don’t have cheese danishes?”

“No”

“Not even lemon loaves??”

😑
paolathepanda 6 points 2y ago
That's so annoying.. I'd just repeat the first part because fuck customers that refuse to accept or listen. I can't stand them 🙃
Willowstorm9 18 points 2y ago
I had this happen once and I specifically looked at my menu boards and was like anything from the mochas up we cannot do but everything else is fair game.

I kid you not, a guest tries to order something between that drink and the top. I gave him the benefit of the doubt and was like no. That has espresso. Later when I looked, after he was gone, I checked the board and that drink was between the top and the mocha.

You try to make it easier and I swear the guests purposely try to make it harder.
hhtptai 16 points 2y ago
A lady kept asking for spicy chai...as if chai ain't an already spiced tea...
mrsnataliehooper 16 points 2y ago
Just put sriracha in it lol 🤣
ilikevangogh 9 points 2y ago
Situations like that proves that people truly don’t know what they’re getting. Which is kind of sad but then I eat from mc donalds so who am I to talk shit.
Canadiansbux 8 points 2y ago
Yes nothing like a broken machine to make you realize people have no idea what they are drinking😒
RekoJeeves 4 points 2y ago
The “latte with sugar and cream” people always throw me off...they always claim that they know what it is when I explain it, but a Starbucks size latte is a drink that’s 87.5% to ~92% milk (or cream) standard with no extra shots (a shot is 1oz). Any more milk or cream and it would be a glass of warm milk. It’s not drip...
H-Resin 7 points 2y ago
Give that same person an actually good, dialed in shot of single origin espresso and they probably react with “ew”

Straight up people don’t even like coffee, they like hot milk with sugar/flavoring
kreborn17 4 points 2y ago
I've offered mistos and that seemed to do the trick.
Abrakadanni 3 points 2y ago
Can’t do steamed milk so an iced misto? That’s coffee milk in my part of the world lol
kreborn17 2 points 2y ago
Ah.

Cold foam mistos?
Disastrous_Excuse247 2 points 2y ago
This happened at our store on Christmas Eve during morning peak hours🙃
cassxcx 2 points 2y ago
i am praying for you😭
FutureKnightMaybe [OP] 2 points 2y ago
Thank you! Day 2 with no espresso has come and gone for me, still this exact situation, but at least it’s easy enough to just brew lots of coffee.
HoneyIShrunkTheBees 1 points 2y ago
Our brewers are down and having to explain to every person that no we cannot do brewed coffee or iced coffee but we can do an americano has been the bane of my existence
saturn235 1 points 2y ago
The amount of time I have to look at people and say, are you wanting the latte? Or are you actually wanting the syrup in a cup of coffee? They often go 🤷🏻 they say they like coffee
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