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Full History - 2021 - 01 - 10 - ID#kuloc7
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46 pumps of syrup total. Why Taylo?? Why? (reddit.com)
submitted by gothavocado
echtrae_94 78 points 2y ago
2020 was rough for all of us, Taylo...
gothavocado [OP] 50 points 2y ago
Also, fun fact, their name is actually Taylor, they forgot the r when typing 🙃
nahnprophet 22 points 2y ago
Taylor's gonna get diabetes
DayKid2 44 points 2y ago
Or diabete
cxxptive 3 points 2y ago
that made me laugh
olddertybasterd 4 points 2y ago
*Wilford Brimley intensifies*
gothavocado [OP] 28 points 2y ago
They’re a regular, & usually get a lot of sugar but this is the sugary-est yet 🤮
s_ingramsm 2 points 2y ago
Did you watch them drink it??? No way they didn’t gag from the texture of pure syrup 🤢
contextkid 60 points 2y ago
I can only hope they take this home and use it as ‘coffee creamer’ 😬
AndrewtheRey 14 points 2y ago
I actually had a regular that did that when I worked at Starbucks. Venti Cold Milk, Breve, 10 pumps of Toffee Nut, 5 Pumps Vanilla, 5 pumps Caramel
adorkablysporktastic 9 points 2y ago
That's expensive creamer.
darthtinmay 53 points 2y ago
I couldn’t even imagine drinking this...
SheilaGirl70 42 points 2y ago
I felt my teeth start to rot just looking at this!
fbruk 33 points 2y ago
Where does the coffee go????
dime_store_magic 22 points 2y ago
Do you think maybe they take it home and use it for their own cold brew? Like make a huge pitcher out of it or something? Otherwise someone needs to check on Taylo regularly!
HippieinBlack 21 points 2y ago
At that point, you’re not a coffee drinker. You’re just a diabetes drinker.🙄
imeanitpeanut 19 points 2y ago
Was there any room for the coffee after all that shit?
gothavocado [OP] 20 points 2y ago
no
mrbubblegxm 18 points 2y ago
I literally had to see for myself the exact amount of sugar. TLDR: 1,974 calories, 332 grams sugar. even then i still think i’m lowballing it

12 pumps caramel brûlée
(50 cals, 7grams sugar) per pump (PP
600 calories, 84 grams sugar

8 pumps honey blend
(38 cals, 6 grams sugar ) pp
304 calories, 48 grams sugar

10 pumps caramel sauce
(70 cals, 11 grams sugar) pp
750 cals, 110 grams sugar

8 pumps caramel syrup
(20 cals, five grams sugar) pp
160 calories, 45 grams sugar

8 pumps classic syrup
(20 cals 5 grams sugar)

160 calories, 45 grams sugar

grand total:
1,974 calories, 332 grams sugar
Fit_Willingness1229 7 points 2y ago
this almost made me faint
gothavocado [OP] 2 points 2y ago
when I say my jaw dropped 😵😵😵 1,974??!!???? *screaming* and then... 332
mrsnataliehooper 14 points 2y ago
Dont forget the extra caramel drizzle 😂
Lonely_Witcher8403 13 points 2y ago
These the people that swear they love coffee 🙄 nah, baby, you love sugar. Why didn't she just ask for a bottle of syrup with a splash of iced coffee?
tinydesthique 11 points 2y ago
she finna be beatboxin on that toilet :0
Eurobound- 10 points 2y ago
More than 1500 calories before the heavy cream 😱
PumpkinNoSpice 5 points 2y ago
I always joke about “damn that’s diabetes in a cup”. But this takes it to the literal form 🤣🤣
lindenaaron1 4 points 2y ago
I imagine this tastes like when I tried one drop of vanilla extract as a kid and almost died
slamy420 3 points 2y ago
You know, anytime I get worried about my sweet black tea I just hop in here and check out what fucking

Gobbledygook mfs been cooking up
ZacW94 3 points 2y ago
I'm not a barista, not have I ever been. Way back in 2013, I ordered a free birthday drink and I basically ordered a monster of a drink. I still feel bad for whoever has to make it, but I did leave them a $20 tip because I felt bad.

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bexbux 3 points 2y ago
what is the obsession with caramel?? it’s almost like all Starbucks customers love everything caramel... I personally don’t like it and truly think some people just take it too far 😐
goomy-toons 3 points 2y ago
There should be recovery centers for sugar addiction
halfsmileswithlove 3 points 2y ago
so that’s where all the caramel brûlée sauce went... 😭
moonbearsun 3 points 2y ago
Is that... legal?
hellopie7 3 points 2y ago
I think I can almost spot every shade of brown in that drink.
presidentialschlong 2 points 2y ago
"An all syrup iced coffee?"

"Make it happen."
G37_is_numberletter 2 points 2y ago
Damn y’all still got caramel brûlée? I’ll start sending all my window lickers and the grinches with holiday syrup withdrawals your way!
Js_On_My_Yeet 2 points 2y ago
If we charged per pump, I'm sure the cost would be more than the drink itself cuz that's insane
Astraterris 1 points 2y ago
Once upon a time we did charge per extra pump above the standard. Prices would get crazy with some people.
Js_On_My_Yeet 1 points 2y ago
Oh I meant by actually amount of pumps not the amount of different syrups lol
Astraterris 1 points 2y ago
Yup that’s what I’m talking about. This was in 2007.
cpb- 2 points 2y ago
Why would anyone do this to themselves... My body is literally repulsing this post lol
robxnarchist 2 points 2y ago
In theory, could I order a drink that’s just syrup? To take home and use throughout the week or whatever
notagirlnotarobot 2 points 2y ago
in theory, yes. but you can also buy the bottles of syrup in stores if you ask at the register.
robxnarchist 1 points 2y ago
Oh no way, what? Like even the seasonal stuff or whatever? Like I could get pumpkin spice syrup?
Meduka__ 2 points 2y ago
Unfortunately no. You used to be able to buy pretty much any non-thick syrup (pretty sure it still didn't include seasonal syrups), but now its limited to just a few core ones like vanilla for example.
NyanBecca 2 points 2y ago
How much coffee was actually in that omg. Does she enjoy drinking syrup????????????????????
gothavocado [OP] 2 points 2y ago
I put less than an inch of coffee in the drink, & like 4 ice cubes total to make it all fit 🤭
NyanBecca 1 points 2y ago
On my god. I hope she’s okay
Makorra45 2 points 2y ago
😰😰😰
TheTownDevil 2 points 2y ago
That might be a weeks worth of calories in one cup
RyHo89 2 points 2y ago
You may have lost money on that one haha
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hhtptai 1 points 2y ago
*diabetes has entered the chat*
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d_wan4 1 points 2y ago
There should definitely be a syrup limit.
andytheg 1 points 2y ago
I once had someone do that with raspberry. Blech
YourBroski301 1 points 2y ago
I’m more scared of those gross pitchers in the back...
Zrnie 1 points 2y ago
Are they using it as a home additive to their own coffee? I really hope so
misslyss231 1 points 2y ago
Jesus. I hope to God she’s cooking/baking something with this and not actually drinking it 🤢🤮
karenwtff 1 points 2y ago
I feel queasy ✨
cxxptive 1 points 2y ago
holy shit
Ridz210 1 points 2y ago
Wait.. do people actually drink this?
zebivllihc 1 points 2y ago
I hope this person was joking. This is gross.
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immortxlsoul 4 points 2y ago
It comes to a grand total of $6.85
mattwillwake -7 points 2y ago
It’s sad that more people don’t realize how bad sugar (and animal products like heavy cream) are for the body. Consuming that poison encourages the development of a whole range of health issues from different cancers to heart disease, pancreatic and liver issues, diabetes, etc. Our bodies haven’t evolutionarily caught up to the Standard American Diet.
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