when you try it multiple times and get a different number each time 🤪🤭

“93.6? Perfect! Okay to work!”

The other day it said I had a fever of 101.4, then 97.1, then a few other numbers in between those. I went home and took my temperature with my own thermometer and it was fine

Whenever this happens to me I say “it’s because I’m dead inside”. My partners always look at me with a concerned look 😂

Ours too. Not to mention the entire time my boyfriend and I had covid recently we never had a fever the whole time 🙃

I usually get the same 97.6 every time. The other day, I got 99.8 and was confused because I know my temperature usually runs low but also I know the thermometer gives me the same number every shift. I checked it again moments later... 97.6...

That’s an abbreviation for *“LOnely around here sometimes. Hey how are you doing? Oh you’re not sick. Hey, wait what are you up to? You were super stressed out yesterday. How come you’re out of everything and the two bars are always swapping back and forth between being down while mobile and Uber are shitting all over you? Hey waaaaai—“*

Ours is usually great but it read me low 7 times so I was just like "if its too low to read than it's definitely under 100"

Since it’s winter, when we come in it’s like 20 degrees so we all ring in around 91 degrees or so lol we assume we’re good

Mine reads 104.3 every single day then I try again and it’s 97.5

When you use it before an opening in Canada and it says LO cuz it's fucking freezing.

Ours has been broken for at least a week and idk why my SM won’t buy a new one

I just assume when I arrive I'm already dead, oh 95 perfect in I go.

I often register as colder than a corpse when I first walk in

I normally like to chill in my car before work scanned myself and it said 105.9 I was like I’m going to die right now or let me step away for 15 min and rescan. Come back and it was 98.1

A few weeks ago I had strep with a fever (I went to the doctor soon after) but didn’t know and the thermometer read a consistent 97.5. My actual temp was 100.

I cracked up