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Full History - 2021 - 01 - 18 - ID#kzw788

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This made me cackle (i.redd.it)

submitted by morninglarko

MarimBeth 26 points 2y ago

100% thought it was PansyParkinson at first glance. Shows you what smut I've been reading.

kreborn17 3 points 2y ago

😂😂😂

LilKaySigs 21 points 2y ago

When I say Penis you say Parker

Penis!

morninglarko [OP] 14 points 2y ago

Parker!

vkapadia 13 points 2y ago

Penis!

LilKaySigs 15 points 2y ago

Parker!

Kittywizarrr 1 points 2y ago

PENIS

MonstrousGiggling 18 points 2y ago

We can't write the word bacon in the Ask Me but customers can have Penis in their name?

The fuck?

BuffyBoltonVampFlayr 4 points 2y ago

Wait why can't we write bacon?

MonstrousGiggling 5 points 2y ago

I'm assuming due to that "pigs" and cops controversy despite half the time its a mobile order done by a cop so they chose the name they put then tried to blame Starbucks employees.

BuffyBoltonVampFlayr 3 points 2y ago

huh. I've never heard of this. I mean this pigs thing, yeah lol, but not the no writing bacon thing.

Ya learn somethin new every day! 😅

MonstrousGiggling 3 points 2y ago

Welll i wrote this long winded speech for my ask me since I already made it and it went something like "No Makin, Earthquackin, I Love Kevin Bacon"

And it kept rejecting it so I shortened it because I thought it was too long and it came down to that it had the word Bacon in it lmfao. I was like "duuuuuuuuuh"

TemplarSensei7 2 points 2y ago

What if you wrote “Baconator”?

bryceofswadia 10 points 2y ago

pls tell me you yelled this out when it was ready

morninglarko [OP] 30 points 2y ago

Lol I wish I did, PenisParker never showed tho

darkwolf523 3 points 2y ago

Dammit. You made me chuckle. I can imagine someone yelling out that name

Radiant_Log_4342 8 points 2y ago

I had a customer who put his name under ChalupaBatman.

zuppenova 3 points 2y ago

That person has good taste and watches The League.

ZacW94 2 points 2y ago

Not a barista, but one of my coworkers, she has a dog named ChalupaBatman. And another named Smudge.

Jewicer 8 points 2y ago

wtf

Kittywizarrr 4 points 2y ago

Even if the person was just shitposting, since I read that they never picked up the drink, this is still absolutely beautiful. What a champ

Bushwacker0079 3 points 2y ago

I RECOGNIZE THAT STORE
Still disappointed we never met the legendary Penis Parker

kreborn17 2 points 2y ago

😂😂😂😂

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