I used to work for The Company back in the late 90’s.

They suddenly decided to implement this thing called “slide deployment” which meant you had to say “Slide (your destination)” every time you made a move. Ringing someone up? “Slide Register”. Making a drink? “Slide Bar”. Taking a dump? “Slide Bathroom.”

We worked at a rather remote location in a blue collar Massachusetts suburb and eventually we all rebelled and stopped doing it. Corporate eventually gave up on it, and I don’t think we ever spoke of it again.